Show me in the rule book where you can't do that. Oh, right there. Rule #2.

If they really want to narrow it down to a select few:

I want to force an indigenous people off their land then rub it in their face by naming the city I built on their burial grounds after them but then let them build a casino so all is better.

Literally just went from 6 to 12:00

-I want an itemized breakdown

Still must not have fully loaded, just see eyes and part of a palm....

They screwed him by naming him Jack Johnson. (Furiously makes wanking motion to drive home Jack as a verb and Johnson as a noun)

Update: Nah, this isn't happening. I wrote a post based on a satire website, which is just about the dumbest way to fuck up. Sorry. Fuck me. Woulda been cool though. Original post below.

nobody believes me when I tell them that. Well, first I tell them we have a team, then I tell them that.

Either fine with me.

Contrarian

This is happening with rugby, 7s will be played instead of 15s. 15s is the true game, but 7s is so much simpler, faster and teams can play multiple times in a short tournament. 7s Tournaments are awesome, this will become one of the most popular Olympic events.

Oh, hi

Heard these two enjoy cartoons of Muhammad. Just saying, in case anyone gets very upset about those kinds of things.

On the flip side, there is a chance that Mayweather is killed in the ring.

Any bias at all? None? Not even a bisele?

Much better than the other obvious shocker jokes.

like an old man with prostate issues,

Move