Derp, smell my finger, derp

Take the drivetrain out and put a sail on top, then this dickhead will have infinite MPGs.

Noted, but still works as an NCAA athletes don't actually learn shit from whatever University they attend joke.

But won't he miss out on that high level Texas A&M eduction?

"Knocked a dude out, but you were at Versace. Nice job, homo."

Only unaffected by luck. They wore masks and were armed, this isn't a case of breaking into a car to steal a GPS or knocking on a door and if they answer say "oh sorry wrong house" and move on.

Swift's tracks are quite impressive also.

Yes, sad for the person who's home he violated while armed.

Also, he kept dropping shit.

Hall of famer down to working with the Nuggets down to crossing guard down to JV basketball ref? Whats next, coaching the Knicks?

Maybe we dropped another one by the same name a year later, just to be dicks.

Who cares, its soccer.

Women are gross.

His a Hawaiin Alex Smith. Aloha Smith?

how excited were you when he voted for him again and you could write this?

fantastic user name

Well, that sucks.

I was amazed how often this happens. I fly semi regularly from EWR to TLV on United (so not demanding American culture on a foreign flag carrier.)