The fact that this slob is a professional athlete should give us all hope. Bless you

So, are they just going to throw the poster away? I mean, if they're just going to waste it...

Kind of shows why the Bears suck, not one teammate in the picture to block during the play or to defend their quarterback after the hit. Pussies

Fuck me that is good

What a dickhead

Would be cool if Chet Haze and Chad Kelly were involved in a murder- suicide. Fine if they pick who is who, though simultaneous would be preferable.

Lets go ahead and let the terrorists win this one.

Cosby woos another partner

Or Ray of Pigs. Of course the masket being a pig named Ray

Reading isn't just a town in Massachusetts.

US a barely-legal lightweight alternative,

Not even one word ending in "shizzle"

She was even able to avoid rhyming, good for her.

Well if you are looking for a large truck with a gigantic gun in the back, Texas would be the used vehicle market you would want to check out.

Prolly should go ahead and leave the red bandanas at home too

"Full fledged shitstorm", must have been upgraded from a mere Shartnado.

I'm listening....

Don't people know that you don't actually have to buy vowels in real life?

Would not have done well sitting in the back during the United take off. Wow

This is a fantastic, and needs to happen.