So that’s how they dip for 3 hrs and not have to shit all the time....

A friend emailed me this about a week ago

As a Cowboys fan who watched you guys, rightfully, drag the entire organization and person thru the mud the minute he was signed, to see the pass you’re giving a guy who actually fired his said gun at his girlfriend, it’s great to see this story briefly pass over his domestic abuse issues and get right to the BASEBALL!

Don’t get me wrong, I love me some AB, but Glove and Boots did it best.

I’d like to try a few shots at her thermal exhaust port.

Won’t be the first Texas A&M QB’s to go from AAA status to AA.

From my seat (Western Europe):
Only the J10 Pickup (new engine + gearbox) and the Honda (let a commercial garage fix this one) are worth your time. The rest is junk that you happen to fall in love with.

I know it sounds rough, but it’s like (you) “the nice sensible guy” trying to marry your beautiful high school…

unless you’re single and the “Hey” comes from someone you want to bang. in that case, it’s the single greatest text message there is.

All bath toys that are contaminated go into the dishwasher for the a sanitation wash. Any toy that can hold water, like the duck, goes in the trash. Always keep multiples of favorite bath toys around for just an occasion.

“Well I didn’t have enough [tools], and that’s where I made my big mistake” - Mike Mulligan

Does it do this by default? Because if so, the proper reaction should be “uninstall”, not “turn it off”. That’s a pretty big violation of trust, IMO.

WTF is this?

The Belmont transfer is both a great spot to get the hell of the red line and a fantastically named sex act (transfer from brown to red..get it?)

Jason loved flashing the horns whenever he heard “Thunderstruck”, the #1 AC/DC cover band in Greater St. Louis.

Ugh. There’s nothing more I hate than a trader. Heyward’s being a real Benedict Cumberbatch if you ask me.

Sweep gauges give you 3 points of information at a glance, number readouts don’t. 1) Specific information (what speed you’re going), 2) rate of change (how fast tach is moving, how quickly oil pressure changes), and 3) general info regarding scale (temp is in middle of allowed area, no further time required to get…

Kilo is best submariner ever made by man. It is most quiet than even Virginia garbage that American navy claims is so best. Kilo tracks American Virginia and Los Angeles all over ocean and stupid American don’t even know where. Sonar cannot hear because quiet is so much, this is because of new systems of technology of…

I like it. I would probably call them “Witch Nips” or “Werewolf Scabs”. But that’s probably why no one ever comes to my parties.

I’m a lifelong New Yorker and I don’t give fourteen fucks about people using utensils to eat their pizza. It’s their damn business.