Even when those future earnings are contractually guaranteed? Are accounts receivable considered assets under a 7?

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No wonder Roger Goodell has such a hardon for dealing out punishment: He is a firm believer in the American idea of sacrifice.

The truth is, it’s not that hard not to get ripped off. If you just hire some big city lawyers and a big name investment firm, they are generally too afraid of the liability and bad publicity to rip you off. They will only take 5% of your fortune rather than 98%.

too many iPen(is) jokes 8==o, plus I think that they’ve realized that (becuase of the longstanding i- naming convention) the copyright on the names is already taken by others, so it’s one less legal battle to wage.

No chance she paid $40 million for a 1991 Falcon 900. Check your work.

The maquiladoras are pumping out internet trolls at 1/4 the cost of US-based internet trolling. I fully expect snarky, billingual .gifs and Youtube videos to be Mexico’s greatest export within 5 years. There will be entire Mexican trolling cartels cutting off the metaphorical heads of US citizens and figuratively…

Gay marriage...sure. But for fuck’s sake can we please lay off the Restylane? God it’s fucking horrible. Dear Hollywood, just stop.

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Cardinals are good.

Assuming that they trying for another no-hitter, there could be worse strategies.

You are truly an idiot if that’s the basis for your stance. That is one of the dumber things that I will read all day.

This deal is simultaneously a piece of shit and also slightly better than the status quo. The problem with it is that it was negotiated so inartfully, that we’re now backed into a corner and have to approve it, because if it’s not approved the sanctions fall apart, Iran will resume trading with Russia, China and…