informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Goddamnit. I wear out every pair of heels I go through within months and I only wear heels (in court all day) so I pretty much buy exclusively at payless.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Barack just wanna sit under his own vine and fig tree, a moment alone in the shade, at home in this nation he’s made, one last time.

Thank you for your service in WWII, but please stop using that term.

i haven’t slept since november 8

Or, in some odd way, respects her the most. Remember that a causative factor in their divorce was that she was beginning to show distinctly more business acumen than his own.....

Tried to dissolve a body in it?

Those men weren’t white. They were goats.

So refreshing to finally have a government that isn’t made up of delicate little snowflakes like the left is made up of.

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

To be fair, he’s only getting an early start because his impeachment will inevitably slow things down, re: campaigning.

Its amazing to watch a total collapse of your own government. Not only the endless scandal, conflicting stories and total distrust at top levels but the total refusal of some people to even acknowledge ANYTHING is wrong (Give him a chance!)

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

Angela Merkel, leader of the free world, summed up Putin pretty succinctly: ‘I understand why he has to do this — to prove he’s a man,’ she told a group of reporters. ‘He’s afraid of his own weakness. Russia has nothing, no successful politics or economy. All they have is this.’

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Daily fucking reminder:

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.