“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”

We need to ban all men until we figure out what’s going on

This is cool.

My dad built my kids a mini trebuchet. It’s waits high a capable of putting a matchbox car through a living room window, also accurate enough to hit your sister in the head with an orange.

One of the most infuriating excuses I heard for this incidents is “Well, he/she had a batton/scissor/knife/whatever that’s not a fire arm...”

This is a simple case of he said, she said, and she #2 said, and she#3 said.... and she#58 said.

Sean Spicer is filing suit for theft of intellectual property as we speak.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Speaking of, I’m wondering why a Matt McGorry tweet isn’t featured here. Is he okay?

I guess he thought the judge was some sort of sap.

yep. dior mascara primer has CHANGED. MY. LIFE.

It’s Kansas so it could just as easily been a thriving metropolis 6 years ago before Sam Brownback was elected governor.

Oh, what was that Justin? Huh?j Sorry, I keep getting dick..distracted.

I am not surprised in the least that this doctor is a woman. FGM is often insisted upon by the women who have themselves endured it. I’m no fan of Ayaan Hirsi but she is clear that her father opposed the procedure, and her grandmother secreted her away from the home to undergo it. As well as another case profiled on…

Also, dating another person isn’t about “having” who you want, it’s about spending time with someone and building a relationship that satisfies you both.

Let me guess? Never travelled outside the US?

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Goddamnit. I wear out every pair of heels I go through within months and I only wear heels (in court all day) so I pretty much buy exclusively at payless.