dokkamutta
dokkamutta
dokkamutta

To the people replying to you and saying a truck bed sounds roomy and cool, just remember that this is the surface we’re talking about:

Mattress, or GTFO.

This is the only thing I want to talk about today. The Truck Fucking urge is starting to percolate into all facets of society. Have you ever had sex in a truck? Let me tell you, it’s one of the least sexy vehicle options. We all know it only ranks slightly higher than a mini-van.

BILL O’REILLY said that?! Jesus, now I know I’m in fucking Bizarro World.

Glad that Kim K’s posted that... I believe her audience is not political, or even republican, which means that she has a basis for educating them. Facts! They still exist.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Maaaan, when has it NOT been the age of the manchild? I’m pushing 50 & am still waiting for those motherfuckers to go out of fashion. Tick tock....

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

NEW BEAUTY COLUMN?

After all your feel good sisterhood kumbayaing is over, get your asses out and vote on Nov 8th, 2018 or this was just a walk down a street.

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

Can they please do a show about impeachment?

Leonie is a strong, independent zebra shark that don’t need no man.

Literally no one worked harder and more directly to prevent “all this Trump bullshit” than Hillary Clinton.

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”

Queen Elizabeth managed to get out of 2016 alive. She’s tough enough that she doesn’t need any help from God.

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Funny how some people expect Blac to just stay and put up with any kind of treatment from Rob because ... scammer.