I’ve gone to celebrities’ hotel rooms and done substances and not been raped because the celebrities who invited me to their rooms weren’t rapists.

No need for cocaine when you’re having a manic episode.

It includes a set of twins, but even still. And he claims they were all planned. 

Eh, at age 19 I was defying and disagreeing with my parents about plenty.

There’s already been an 80s resurgence. Fashion has gone on to 90s and early aughts now.

That’s an icee.

It’s a very Sneetches thing to do. 

Dawn didn't get the flowers. Shirley did. That's racist!

I briefly dated a guy who was cuckolded by him! He had written a screenplay inspired by the experience titled Killing Matthew Perry.

Because Texas is more associated with indigenous Americans. If they were in the Pacific Northwest, she'd probably be more recognized as a person of Asian descent.

There’s absolutely nothing to suggest that it was an evangelical church except for Joan’s speculation. I feel safe stating that there are all manner of denominations among Los Angeles churches.

This is a joke? I don’t get it.

Please tweet this @ Andy Cohen.

She quit Housewives. 

It’s a Dutch derivation.

It’s interesting to me that Barba is the only cast member whose sexuality or love life is never once eluded to, even in passing, despite being pretty clearly queer coded. 

Elliot would lose his goddamn mind if about Liv and Tucker!

All my favorite SVU moments are when Benson & Stabler are undercover as two people who are about to bone. There’s the above mentioned exotic animal smuggling episode where Benson does some quick thinking and emerges from the bathroom in her bra cooing, “You ready for me, daddy?” Then there’s the episode with Rose…

Minor (but not so minor) quibble: the character name is not Delores but Dolores, literally Spanish for pains.

There a multitude of clay varieties that are nourishing for skin and hair. I thought this was common (enough) knowledge.