In the meantime, let me satisfy your Raul Esparza fix with this lovely video of he and Lin-Manuel Miranda performing “A Boy Like That/I Have A Love” from West Side Story.

“I don’t associate with people who do shitty things, I do shitty things myself!”

I’ve gotta make a quibble about the point they were in their careers because it changes the dynamics somewhat.

I was making a joke and using it as an excuse to post the above video, jeez.

It’s a normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf, actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf.

Omigosh, if all the great snarky TV butlers could get together that would be magical shade! Throw in Mr Belvedere and Benson for good measure.

Did Tonya start assaulting cast members? I thought cast members assaulted her. Not mutually exclusive I suppose. 

Get your words right! This ain’t rocket surgery!

Duuuude... I did it with another photo and it actually came up with “mulatto.” Yikes.

Ditto. Judging whites with broad complexity while judging everyone else solely by the demographics into which they’re born is some racist bullshit.

Who’s Dated Who has Ellen as a nearly back to back serial monogamist since she came out in ‘97. She was with Heche from 97-00, Alexandra Hedison from 01-04, and Portia from 04-present. The girlfriend she hit was probably Jitka because 1994 is when Melissa Etheridge’s pool party would’ve been a hot ticket, but the one…

He was tall.

On an ATM in Herald Square. 

You do know, you already said. He cheats.

I never said it was as bad. I said Nicki was competing with her to prove she could find somebody even worse.

Yeah, that’s the video clip that seemed to convince everyone she was a feminist, but even at the time, it was apparent to me that she was just bemoaning her inability to emulate bad behavior without consequence. Gendered double standard or not, her comparative examples were incredibly telling.

I never thought Nicki was a feminist. Once upon a time, I was practically drummed out of WOC spaces for saying so, but she always struck me very plainly as speaking out only from a place of self-interest, never true solidarity.

“Convicted sex offender” puts it mildly. Kenneth Perry abducted and forcibly raped his victim at knifepoint, the kind of rape that even most rape apologists can recognize as a crime. He’s also killed a man, was charged with second degree murder, and served time for manslaughter after pleading down. 

How could you leave out Cindy Barshop and her vajazzling empire? I demand an addendum!!