“He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation... To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world —a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic.”

I’m not sure on whose behalf you're offended, but I am sure that reading sarcasm is not your strong suit. 

Not only is Tessa Thompson bisexual, so is her character Valkyrie. She has a sapphic storyline in the upcoming Thor.

Ellen is for adult housewives, but children watch Marvel movies, and that’s the rub. How do expect middle Americans to explain KStew holding hands with girls to their children!? 

Add Courtney Stodden! She’s got a couple of surprisingly not completely awful songs on Spotify under the stage name “Ember.”

Obligatory.

I mean, Chris Rock and Sarah Silverman were barely featured.

Ooh, it’ll be like this, only WASPier!

Gwyneth is pretty tight with Jay Z (her kids call him uncle), so they could reignite an East Coast/ West Coast beef over quinoa casseroles or some shit.

Scott Disick is an only child, so he couldn’t have any nieces. I feel like we’re doing a riddle now.

The loss of LVP to RHOBH is more than likely an improvement, but the loss of Bethenny to RHONY is catastrophic. The show hit its zenith when she returned to the cast, and she’s best queen bee on any franchise. Her absence leaves a power vacuum, and I imagine that next season we’ll see Luann and Ramona vying for the…

...and there’s zero asking of evidence to support that or questioning of how this will be implemented.

Anybody else intrigued by the fact that he seemed to exclusively date pairs of costars (Friends, Little Women)?

Found the interview! So here’s the full tea from writer-producer Larry Mollin:

They’re both child actresses with histories of Republicanism and former shows on the CW/WB, so that friendship tracks.

I once read some interview with one of the show’s writers that said Doherty was the writing room’s favorite because she was a pro who would always inflect the line exactly as written, and that a lot of the cast hate for her was founded in petty jealousy for how good she was at her job. She had a photographic memory,…

If anyone owns a shelved script somewhere, it’s Michael Patrick King. And if he wanted to do something with it, he almost certainly could.

Oh doll, I’m enviably slender.

Are you still talking? This is unhinged. You’re not even responding to the right people. Step away from the internet. Have a nap or a walk or a sandwich.

Yeah, I never got why people applauded that as a bold and noble act, particularly since the outing was also a possible contributing factor of Russell’s suicide. I think St Camille came about because she was otherwise thenceforth pleasant and airy, the divorce garnered sympathy, and people’s distaste for Taylor, who…