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Apparently the only way to win your point is by moving the goalpost because you’re now not only comparing Jolie’s pre-Brad career to her post-Brad career but also that of her contemporaries. I’m not even sure what your point is anymore other than irrational and entirely subjective dislike.

John Mayer’s David Duke cock is the only racist bone.

Almost all her most critically acclaimed work predated her relationship to Pitt, so if you’re suggesting that marriage worsened her career, then yeah, I’d agree. If you’re talking about her shifting focus toward motherhood and humanitarianism, that’s a path she was on before Brad. She’d already adopted her two oldest…

She was an Oscar, Golden Globe, and SAG award winner years before Brad, but keep spouting lies about how her career was made by a man on this supposedly feminist site.

Except for Gia, Foxfire, Girl Interrupted, Pushing Tin, Changeling...

I didn’t say he used her successfully, or that fame and money were the specific things we was using her for because I think Kanye has a different set of values. I think their marriage has given him even more attention and pop culture relevancy, even if it is largely negative.

Most touring musicians do.

Plenty of hotels have massage tables. I think it’s a fair bet you’re staying in shittier than Madonna. 

That kind of fame is intrinsically lonely because it makes it next to impossible to form sincere connections except with other celebrities. The Kardashians, in particular, exist on this weird strata because they’re A-list celebrities that other A-list celebrities look down upon, so all they have left to associate with…

I love Spike, and I’ve always been a bit bothered by the insistence that Spike is problematic since all his problematic behavior was done before he had a soul, something he actively sought out and fought for so that he would never repeat that behavior again. Angel, meanwhile, gets a free pass on every sadistically…

So basically, this kid is the next Stephen Miller. His high school classmates report the same racist conservative edgelord bullshit. He’ll wind finding  a place a Fox News youth outreach correspondent in no time at all.

People in the West Village have cars so they can make it out to their country houses whenever they want. 

What? Santa Clarita Diet is cancelled? It’s not even properly resolved!

What is it about Marc Maron that attracts so many of us against our better judgment? He’s like the world’s sexiest red flag.

Pratt stays in the ranking only because we need a K option for F/M/K.

This is the empirically correct order. 

I got the impression that the bulk of the script was compiled from first person accounts, specifically the Five, their families, and Nancy Ryan (Famke Jannsen.) Juror accounts would be harder to come by, not least because precious few of them are likely to willing to make themselves known and share the story about how…

Okay, but unlike Miley, there’s no hypocrisy to your dislike of the genre. You and your friends weren’t turning the radio station dial with one hand and cashing hip-hop royalty checks with the other.

And even if Robert’s eventual death somehow validated Kris’ second marriage, Caitlyn’s transition would render that marriage an “abomination.” Caitlyn would be executed, and Kris shipped off to the Colonies along with her sons-in-law and nearly all her grandchildren, save for Kourtney’s kids who’d be adopted by…