Yeah, they do have private jet access and a whole lot of bribe money, so best case scenario, they’re instagramming from Canada.

Dissertation level analysis about mindless bullshit is kind of my thing.

In no iteration of our complex multiverse do they exist as “handmaids”- they’re the Serenas of this story!

*nearly 30

Johnson, not Fanning.

Chris Martin is dating Dakota Johnson, who’s early 30, not Dakota Fanning.

The Crown seems to suggest that Elizabeth was more of a doting mother to Andrew and Edward because she could tend to them simply as her children and not as her heirs.

Eliza Taylor and Bob Morley look like celebrity name typos.

Or they’ve read and think that, even within context, it’s a pretty tone deaf to say.

Easier, but less marketable from the aunt’s perspective and less poignant from a story perspective. Ashley’s fans are far more likely to lap up songs extracted from the brain of beloved, tragically comatose idol than they are those of some nobody songwriter, and that means $$$$. And as a macro statement, it’s about…

Anderson has said otherwise. I read the original script and there’s a ton of improv, particularly for Wahlberg and Reilly. Basically some of the film’s best comedic elements seem to have been contributed by the actors.

Since Oscar voters don’t actually have to watch the movies in order to vote, I think a lot of them don’t actually getting around to watching some of the grittier or less publicized stuff until later on, and then they do these consolation votes for the actor’s next nomination. It’s just happened so many times. 

I think Will Smith’s best performance to date was Six Degrees of Separation, and that he’s only tried to be a charming version of himself ever since. Even in Ali. 

He was really good in Boogie Nights, but he was playing a comically stupid person. And he was serviceable in The Fighter but absolutely outshined by every member of the cast.

I actually think Amy Adams is this generation’s Meryl Streep.

I was thinking less “heart and soul” and more “narcissist who subtly negs everyone around them and refuses to be challenged or held to account,” but you know, potato-pohtahto.

Right? Sarley’s portfolio only goes back three or four years, but I love how she thinks she’s the first person ever to fingerbang fruit and call it art.

Whoops, I heard he was 61 from Casey Wilson’s RH podcast, which did not sound right at all. You’re right, Bravo sources place him at 74, which is my parents’ age, so I still find him pretty doddering. Tom Girardi, by comparison, is 80. The internet gives LVP’s age as ranging from 58 to 76, lol.

I think people find her stuck up because she refuses to admit or apologize for even the most minor mistakes, but way to to work in a subtle dig at people who hold less favorable opinions. It’s very LVP of you.

Google and Wikipedia list him as born in August 1957.