No, it’s more like Caroline Manzo leaving. Or Jill Zarin. Or Nene Leakes.

I don’t know why Andy Cohen doesn’t include mandatory reunion appearance in their contracts.

10/10 username/avatar-comment synergy.

I’m impressed that your daughter was able to recognize that word in spoken form because I’ve frequently enough noticed a gulf between the words one is able to spell, define, and use in a sentence and the words one is able to speak and pronounce. Off the top of my head, the short list of words that either I or a friend…

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I think the only justification for watching this show is that they apparently cull from its ranks to replace the Challenge veterans who have aged out of the series, so if you want to know who the rookie Johnny Bananas is yelling at, you have to watch this. 

But I think the greater point that Maria is making is that even if a woman is deprived of role models for engaged, loving motherhood in her immediate life, she wouldn’t struggle to find them in media or cultural archetypes. The same is not necessarily true of men.

Oh, I believe it.

Pointing to external scapegoats is kinda textbook addict behavior. 

Thelma & Louise is the only really great sex scene. It somehow manages to be brief, genuinely steamy, and not at all gratuitous or exploitative. 

And since this apparently needs to be spelled out, I’m talking about the trope of Ugly Guy/Hot Wife which is so culturally pervasive it can found in everything from ancient mythology to Kevin James movies, thus influencing millennia of average dudes into the belief that the even ugliest among them deserves the…

I think ugly dudes have felt entitled to hot women ever since Aphrodite was wed to Hephaestus.

Nobody: I wonder what Jennifer Garner would look like if she were addicted to steroids and meth?

I think the original concept was probably for Kim to play Paris’ sidekick —the one in the video is suspiciously Kim-like— but Kim was all “eff that, I’m not your closet slave anymore” and all they could get her to agree to was the smirking cameo. 

This seems the most likely explanation.

It’s also weird to me that she’d have Kim cameo for a song about her friend’s ass and not feature the body part that her friend Kim is best known for.

The lockpick guy is the Vamanos Pest boss. 

She should be around preschool age in BCS, but she’s talking about learning fractions already. 

If nowhere else, this song will for sure get gay nightclub play.

Paris’s tenure was a blip compared to the decade and half the Kardashians have managed to maintain relevancy. Plus, there’s five of them. And they’re breeding.