JUST WITHDRAW YOUR NAME FROM NOMINATION ALREADY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT RAPIST. 

Feel all the feels. Let the feelings gush forth like the blood oozing from your stump leg. 

Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBoeuf. 

My first viewing elicited a combination of wheezing and belly laughter so severe I nearly vomited.

Well now someone has to write fanfic about this. 

One of you recently introduced me to this unparalleled gem which I now feel compelled to share at any mention of Shia LaBoeuf.

Whenever Bethenny’s confronted any of the other women, Ramona turns into a howler monkey, Dorinda slurs her words and gesticulates wildly, Luann just gets classist and delusional, and Sonja instantly buckles and cries, and so Bethenny winds up looking like the one who has her shit together. But Carole remains…

I love edited version of the scene when she beats up Andrew Carver because her tits are flying every which way and the digital bra painters are so overwhelmed and it just looks bonkers.

People were so convince that it was Bethanny who’d gotten Carole fired from RHONY, but the second I saw Cohen’s death glare reaction to her comments at the reunion (especially to Carole’s saying he was “afraid” of Bethanny), I knew the decision was 100% Andy.

Her fame genuinely baffles me. Even by the standards of trap (which IMO is the most rudimentary and repetitive subgenre of hip hop since the Sugarhill Gang) her skills are serviceable but in no way extraordinary. Beyonce’s a more talented rapper. And as other commenters have already highlighted, in a very short time,…

No self-respecting black artist would be supporting the NFL this season.

and everyone likes her

Yup. The scientific basis for crazy old cat ladies.

Just use a scoop, wear gloves, and wash your hands. You’ll be fine.

There is a possible connection between handling cat poop and schizophrenia.

I said I hoped, I didn’t suggest it’d be a piece of cake.

I guessed Jeff Goldblum, but Will Smith’s part actually makes more sense. If you can’t picture it, then you’re probably imagining Before Sunrise/Reality Bites Ethan instead of Gattaca/Training Day Ethan.

Bizarre and sad is right. If you read the court papers, which appear to be written in her handwriting, she basically blames Bey for everything that’s gone wrong in her life from lost or stolen items to relationship breakups to pet deaths.

Maybe if it was red power suit. Not this.

Or maybe you need to reread it in full. I’m truly done here. I’m not responding to you again.