Are you Drake or Drake’s publicist? You seemed to have created a burner account for the sole purpose of bombing this comment section with the insistence that a 31 year old man texting relationship advice to a teenage girl is a perfectly normal thing to do. If it’s so natural and necessary for former child stars to…

Is it bad that I had no idea Lenny’s scarf was a meme, and instead just saw a picture of it and thought scarf goals? Literally, I learned to crochet last year and that was my first project. I wound up stopping when it was about the size of a place mat, but the point is I tried.

OMG Drake, how many teenage girls are you trying to groom?

I know, I’m agreeing with you.

She uses “mercurially” incorrectly, so it’s possible she misused “gratuitous” as well.

BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET ANTS.

GET OFF MY LAWN.

Sitting on? Jizzing on? Face to Face (which is a stupid way to say Missionary)? It’s honestly unclear.

Bumping this.

OMG I laughed so hard I nearly vomited.

I fear this comment may eviscerate you for not recognizing the seminal 90s teen classic Clueless. If and when they do, just tell them they’re way harsh.

Ha! I’m glad he came to that conclusion on his own, but I can’t help but be mildly amused at the idea of his ever considering himself Captain America material. When they announced the upcoming Bewitched remake for which the showrunner’s description of Derwood was basically “bland, unremarkable dude who gets to be…

This could’ve been sweet if it didn’t autoplay on a loop while I was reading a completely different article.

Tiffany Haddish’s dress reminds me of the parachute we played with in elementary school gym class. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing.

I think good looking Aussie men are required by law to be charming.

This quote is hilarious to me because it’s basically a rewording of Melissa McCarthy’s sentiments. If he really is that perfect, maybe he is the son of a god.

I’m reminded by what Don Draper said in The Wheel: “In Greek, nostalgia literally means, ‘the pain from an old wound.’ A twinge in your heart, far more powerful than memory alone.” More than any other movie, Mary Poppins lives in that space for me. It brought me so much joy as child that adult me weeps in remembrance.

Did anyone else burst in tears of nostalgic joy at the sight Dick Van Dyke tap dancing? Just me?

His shirt says, “Everything will be ok.” That grabbed me by the heartstrings.

This needs a white people version.