Harvey Terkel’s Thai servant who “practically threw” Samantha out of bed and pretended that Samantha hit her so that she could be the only woman in Harvey’s life

Trey couldn’t get it up because of his Madonna/whore hangups, and then Charlotte had to utter the sentence “you put your scooner deep in my Rebecca.”

Oh, I know. It’s on Netflix. I just want there to be more. I’ve read the history, and trust me, Versailles barely covered the depths of her nastiness.

I dig the idea but think they should go back a couple more generations to the early days of Versailles with Louis XIV. Athenais de Montespan, though lesser known than Marie Antoinette, was a heinous queen bee during her reign as official mistress, and used blood magic and sacrificed babies to maintain her hold on the…

I’m surprised no one’s thought of doing a First Wives Club premise where they reunite for Samantha’s funeral as divorcees.

Only when Gwyneth comes over.

Any time someone mentions these family ties, I like to picture Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz trading goss and getting boozy with each other in the kitchen at holiday functions.

Ugh, Tracy Morgan. He was my neighbor in his SNL days, and he’d cruise around sticking his head out the window of his gold Lexus, but it was an upper middle class neighborhood so no one cared. I never once saw him on foot because he’d go all the way down into the parking garage just to drive to the corner store and…

But Jimmy’s involvement with the cartel is actually fairly minimal. Mike is living in a prequel to Breaking Bad as we knew it, but Jimmy’s show is a legal drama. Level-headed Ignacio is the only cartel member with whom he has any dealings thus far, and BB reminds us (I’ve recently re-binged the series) that he never…

I think the Marcheses are vile, but the choice to include these three women is a compelling illustration of the evolution of reality TV. Each of their stints are approximately a decade apart, sincere Irene is representative of the genre in its infancy, and craven Amber is representative of what it’s become, and…

Thanks. I double checked, there’s another brief mention of Odette in the pilot episode when June and Moira are exchanging bedtime whispers at the Red Center. Just after Moira pinky-swears they’ll find Hannah, June asks, “What about Odette?” Moira replies that “she was rounded up in one of the dyke purges. She was…

Then you weren’t paying attention.

Odette is briefly mentioned in Season 1.

Am I the only one who recalls Odette having been mentioned in Season 1 flashbacks?

I’m pretty sure this is what she was going for, or the designer at least.

Well, in the Mayan dream spells, you’re probably a White Mirror... so that’s why.

They’re harmless enough. But they still feel like a Christopher Guest mockumentary about Burners.

Careful what you wish for.

With the caveat that I’m one season behind on the show, of the remaining characters, I’d most interested in seeing the reins handed over to Morgan. He’s among the most compelling, layered, and well-acted characters, and would be both believable and capable in a leadership role. His stepping up as Rick’s successor…

Characters like Daryl work better as taciturn sidekicks.