This is my new anthem for when I just have to finish the gotdarn assignment.

My community has its own whisper network for outing abusers. When we name them and catalog their misdeeds, we try to cover all bases and include legal names and all pseudonyms, nicknames, or stage names. Because if they introduce themselves and operate in the community primarily as Fuckface VonClownstick, it serves…

I like to listen to my music at ignorant volumes a sufficient volume that I am able to hear every note and every nuance that the musical creators intended me to hear.

Your lack of closeness to his family wouldn’t make it any less of an heirloom. Unless his family is so wealthy that they’re awash with family jewels or his parents are somehow directly complicit in his mistreatment of you, I can’t think of a justification for you to keep something that was given to you on the implied…

Is the concept of a stage name or professional honestly that difficult to grasp? Using that name in the context of this article provides continuity for the readers who’ve been following this saga. There’s not even any finely tuned poetic revenge in stripping him of that name (a la Drumpf), so why die on this hill?

Dr. Dre doesn’t have a PhD or MD either.

John Goodman’s had a pretty healthy career since his time on Roseanne. He’s a Coen Brothers favorite, a chronic SNL host, has done season-long arcs on half a dozen shows, and his net worth is estimated at $56M. Metcalf has also worked pretty regularly, and her net worth is estimated at $8M. They did not need this…

Yeah, I dunno how much credit I can muster for you when you’re content to partner with a trash mouth bigot and then suddenly draws the line only the trash mouth bigot targets the specific group to which you belong. That’s some “I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!” type BS.

This is all presuming lawyers aren’t involved of course. Kinja wouldn’t let me edit.

Return the ring if: 

I once had my boyfriend provide that service at a black tie gala. For brides, there’s also Bethanny Frankel champagne bucket method, but I can’t imagine that going over well at the Met Ball.

The only function my high school diploma has served is that it can be used for one point of ID at the DMV or passport office if you’re really in a pinch.

I don’t know or care who either of these people are, but this photo compels to ask how does one contend with a train of that length? I adore a fashion moment, and she looks lovely, but after the photo op, your entire night becomes about managing that train, people stepping on it all night, and the horror of using a…

If only he’d followed this handy guide!

It’s intended to attract and disarm newbies who might be otherwise be intimidated or preoccupied with perfectionism.

Ariana Grande is 24. She’s not growing anymore.

No surprise. Dolt45's favorite kind of black man is a dead black man.

But what I’m suggesting is a woman-centric storyline. To be clearer, Lydia should have had a larger role in an episode that featured the building of a new Red Center. It would’ve allowed for the opportunity to compare and contrast her position with Serena’s position, past and present, as well as finally getting to…

Probably by a production assistant who didn’t know the difference.

I wasn’t planning on watching it anyway. Like I said upthread, last season was garbage. I’d like to discourage them from beating this dead horse any way I can.