She did not have to have a hysterectomy. She demanded one against medical advice because it’s not even a reliably effective treatment for her condition.

If you disdain lips like that, then you’ve never been kissed right!

The odds of them surviving childbirth weren’t so hot either.

My bf smoked for over a decade and started vaping last year. He smells much better but is now consuming 4 times the nicotine he used to.

TBH, scrolling through those pics, I couldn’t help but think he’d fit in with my friend group, sartorially speaking at least.

I think it’s ridiculous how people are fretting over Haddish’s inevitable exile as decreed by Queen Illuminati. It’s a top trending slice of goss that doesn’t make Bey come off negatively in the slightest. Celebrities pay PR to make that kind of thing happen, and Beyonce is not at all private, just controlled.

Um, okay, but I kinda wish you’d tried examining the double standard I addressed instead nitpicking at ultimately irrelevant particulars.

Almost every time someone crosses my physical boundaries at a party, I find out they’re on molly.

Jessica Williams, Serena Williams, and Francesca Ramsey are all dating or married to white men. While they’ve gotten occasional flak, their defenders outnumber their detractors and their credibility as proud black, outspoken women holds firm. I think this is as it should be, but I am curious about unpacking that…

Many have offered up counterarguments to my theory, but I must say, yours is the only one that truly passes muster.

I’m curious if you’ve ever worked in the restaurant industry because, hand to god, managers will put you out of a job for minimal offenses since they can find ten replacements for you by the end of the week.

It’s infuriatingly telling that he regards American citizens lobbying their elected representatives to enact laws on behalf of their constituency as “looking to someone else solve their problem.” That’s literally the entire point of having elected representatives.

Okay, but the question was whether the statute of limitations has expired. And it hasn’t.

This is a coke or molly situation to be sure, but I don’t think Rihanna’s above switching it up. The chief clue we’ve been offered is that this incident is completely atypical behavior, so our mostly likely candidates are going to be least likely candidates.

It was Rihanna. Rihanna is the only candidate who would (1) be high enough to bite Beyonce’s face and (2) get away with it.

In California, child molestation charges can be filed up until the victim is 27. Jamie Lynn in 26.

Yup, this is more of a coke and/or molly situation.

You’re absurd, and I’ve been a Jezzie much much longer than thou. What I said, if you’d read correctly, was that Jezzies like you make the rest of us look bad.

Christ on a bicycle, it’s not like she had to run a background check on this guy or even scan his social media for potential landmines. He’s wearing a goddamn swastika right on his goddamn shirt just as plain as day. If I were at a party with this person, I would be rallying the crowd to have him escorted from the…

Yara is the blonde in the red jacket between Morgan and Tempest.