Wow, you’re a dick.

Once during a BLM march, my group and I had to move to a different spot in the crowd because neither my eyes nor my stomach could take White Dreads walking directly in front me. I don’t even know how to fully convey this monstrosity. The guy’s head was all one single flat nasty dread, like he was serving dirty hippie…

Yeah, there’s no way Aquaria wins the comparison game here, but she’s certainly full of enough hubris to wanna play. Also, I went pretty deep into both their Instagrams to see if I could find a smoking gun, but I just didn’t. Miz Cracker has already developed a signature look of mostly big, blown back retro hair…

I just checked the IMDB trivia for Riding in Cars with Boys, and apparently Hugh was curled up in the glove compartment the whole movie.

In my day, we walked ten miles through a blizzard uphill both ways to hand the camera to someone else and let them take the goddamn photo.

I was surprised and kinda sorry to see Vanessa sashay first. The dichotomy of her look and her personality and voice make her the Baby Herman of drag, and I don’t hate it one bit. I didn’t see her as a Top 3 contender, but I would’ve liked her to stick around some.

It’s Jinkx, Manila, Derrick, Jessica Wild?, Raven, Jujubee, Kasha, Jiggly, Chad, Delta, Porkchop, Jaymes, Adore, Morgan, Yara, Tempest, Bob, Kim Chi, Laganja, Mariah, Darienne, and Trixie. Also Peppermint, who was onscreen but not in the group shot, so maybe she took the photo. The only queen I couldn’t place is the…

That would be the Occam’s Razor in this case which is what I usually tend to favor. I’m only inclined to want to believe the batshit gossip theory because we’re talking about Scientology’s favorite son.

That’s always been the goss anyhow. I looked it up, and the story was broken by National Enquirer. Gossip Cop claims to have debunked it, but their denials are adamant, vague, and #TeamTom it feels like a CoS press release.

It’s weird how the super controlling “no public dating” clause in the divorce agreement with Tom was probably the best thing for this relationship. I wish my exes’ toxic interference could inadvertently yielded such healthy outcomes.

Ever since Me Too, it’s been impossible for me to look at Garland and consider what she might have gone through entering the industry so young in an era with minimal protections. All the booze and pills happened for a reason.   

I like the way you overthink.

Your tidbit sent me digging though interweb goss, and apparently the entirety of Hollywood’s A-list girl squad is grated by her. Cameron Diaz once even turned down a movie to avoid working with Garner who was already signed to the project. And Kevin Smith says she destroyed his friendship with Affleck.

And they were both married or engaged at the time! My god, she is Hannah from Felicity.

Oh, I rationally dislike that Jennifer. She’s absolutely horrible to crew members and service workers.

Oh praise be, I’m not the only one! Ever since that role, her unflappable sweetness has always struck me as a mask in a way I just have not been able to move past. Like, she kinda gives me Rose Armitage vibes. I cannot trust her, and she is absolutely my celebrity bitch over there eating crackers.

Don’t know if I buy that. My face is long AF and people routinely guess my age as 15 years younger than I actually am. Plus, Hamm’s entire vibe reads older, not just his face.

I started irrationally disliking her years ago because of her character on Felicity, but stuff like this is why I continue irrationally disliking her so many years later.

I’m not even a mom, but I’m still honestly ashamed by how blind I was to Patty’s virtues, and the truth of how she was forced into her position by a no account husband whose charms I was dumb enough to fall for. I like to imagine a Season 2 where she finally gets some appreciation. Like, maybe Ricky turns to Angela at…

I once wrote an essay called “Reconsidering Patty Chase” upon my adult-aged rewatching of My So Called Life. I despised Patty as a teen and thought Graham was the coolest dad, but by the time I turned thirty, Patty became the character I most identified with. I have to give her props for holding it down with such…