And I instantly wished the role had gone to Saoirse Ronan.

I’m sure alcoholism didn’t help, but Hamm is one of those people who looked older even when he was young. I remember watching some pre-fame clip of him on a ‘90s dating show, and even in his early twenties, he still had the look and carriage of a full grown man. I think he may have emerged from the womb with a 5…

There has always been a gap of several months between the death of a monarch and the coronation of the successor, if only because it takes a while to organize an event the scale of a coronation, even moreso prior to the modern age. It’s pretty usual for coronations to take place a year or more after accession to the…

I’d wager Forbes to be an infinitely more reliable source, and they have her net worth at $120M which is still quite the mountain of coins.

Wait, so all of that was because the cat was territorial about the Pilates bench? Cats are dicks.

Trust me, I’ve searched.

I’m surprisingly invested in learning how things panned out with Ruby.

Maybe in order to balance the boobs, your could explore a combination of binding and upper body padding. Something in the vein of Johnny Bravo.

It would be if Theron was cast as an evil nanny.

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Jackie Brown is on Netflix right now.

X-Men.

I attended an ex’s wedding and had a wonderful time. I liked the bride and thought they were a good match. He and I were in a good place, and I was genuinely happy for them.

It is interesting that only a relatively short time ago, and for centuries prior, the King’s Mistress were an officially recognized position at court. Still, a Queen’s feelings on the matter would vary widely from distraught jealousy to pragmatic acquiescence, so even by royal standards Diana is not at unusual in her…

There’s a fan theory that Bebe is actually a mole, which would tie into the whole Handmaid’s Tale thing they’ve been doing.

Maybe don’t use quotation marks if you’re gonna “paraphrase” tho.

I would also like to hear input from walk-in closets, transgender hookers, the new Yankee, and Julia Sweeney’s cancerous nun.

Ahem, Megan. Milk’s AS3 promo photos were not doctored. That was a Marc Jacobs custom bodysuit thankyouverymuch.

The list of ingenues who had a handful of big movies before their careers abruptly nosedived is so disconcertingly long. Lately, I’ve found myself looking at Samantha Mathis in a whole new way.

But wouldn’t this also disqualify her for a MTV Movie Award, which is one of the few she’d actually be allowed to win? She’d be a shoe-in for Best Breakthrough Performance or Best Comedic Performance assuming those are still categories. I haven’t watched this show since high school.