Royal wedding will be lit!

Throw “za” on a triple word score, and you’re talking points.

Khloe’s father is Kris’ ex hairdresser. It is known.

TMW someone makes you long for something you never even knew you wanted.

That’s actually what they do on Bastille Day.

Especially the hat!

They might not even find out about this element until the first table read.

It’s not surprising so much as it is disappointing because it goes against everything Roseanne 1.0 was and what we loved about it. 

You’re judging by when the song was released, but Justin is 36 and old enough to have heard it growing up, even if he never took the time pay attention to its meaning.

Your side note is my headline. I would admit that series of Twitter posts only to my best friend or my sister.

The truly insidious part of this is that these unfounded stereotypes have a way of becoming self-fulfilling prophecies.

I was curious to know if it had won on its merit or for its relentless campaigning. Its ads are playing every time I log into Facebook.

Meh, I think a cis white male Jez writer is perhaps the one manner of person who could actually say in earnest.

So did Oprah and Aziz. But as The Root points out, “Even Black-ish lost. So did Issa Rae, Mary J. Blige, Octavia Spencer, Anthony Anderson and Daniel Kaluuya. Get Out also lost. And so did Denzel Washington.”

Yes, wokeness is of black origin and speaks to an awareness of social justice and racial justice. Handing it over to white women without the slightest hint of irony is peak Jezebel.

I’m side-eying the title of “wokest Globes in history” for a ceremony that almost completely excluded winners of color. Side-eying it hard.

I highly recommend France Gall as a Pandora station for anyone seeking the musical equivalent of Sunday afternoon mimosas.

Interviews with Spike Lee regarding SGHI confirm that he has not even the slightest comprehension of ethical nonmonogamy and feels no obligation to do so. Here’s an excerpt from a recent Vice interview:

Paris is part of the horrific chain of events that made Trump as 45 possible.

I think it’s mostly that every actor’s skills suffer over long term partnership with Tim Burton. (See: Johnny Depp.) It wouldn’t surprise to learn that his only stage direction is “chew harder.”