I mean, I’m not a lawyer, but can’t Sorvino sue him for defamation or slander here?

I rode in an elevator with him once at age 14. I’m amazed now I got out unaccosted.

That’s a writing style, and an effective one. Back in the halcyon days of analog communication, I used to write my friends letters that they said read just as if I were speaking to them in person.

Er, not really. People felt the same about Clinton and W too. I don’t say that to diminish Obama, I just think there are far better benchmarks of character.

Literally every celebrity uses ghostwriters to write their books. It’s only noteworthy when they don’t.

The original Playboy link is now defunct, but the interview is posted in full on an independent blog.

They should’ve gone with Haghan.

I get where you’re coming from, but this may be because you’re too young to remember what happened before rape shield laws, which have never thwarted the victim’s right to waive anonymity if they so choose.

I came up with a dad joke the other day, and I caught myself feeling legitimately bummed that Obama wasn’t around to tell it to. He woulda chuckled, I just know it.

This seems just an opportune occasion to remind everyone that Dustin Hoffman, proudly and on the record, shared the story of how he lost his virginity by raping a woman age 15.

I wasn’t sure whether he still was still invited to the cookout after The Accidental Racist.

You used the phrase “privilege-blind millenials.”

OMG THE SAFE IN THE TV ROOM

Bwahahaha at you thinking those entitled fucks were ever going to come over to “our” side. If you’re unclear why I placed “our” in scare quotes, it’s because it’s abundantly clear which side you’re actually on.

Actually, I said privilege-blind millennials are racist conservatives waiting to happen. That’s a completely different sentiment than millennials are privilege-blind. If you’re going to willfully misrepresent things clearly written in print for you to refer back to, what’s even the point of a conversation?

Or perhaps I am watching the same America and can see something you don’t. All the liberal hippies in my newsfeed talking about “manifesting with the power of positive energy” are really just a hop, skip, and a jump away from “bootstraps.”

I found a picture of Kirsten & Jesse’s first sonogram.

Maybe there’s just a Five Guys really near her workplace. That’s what happened to me.

Dick is wonderful. I love Dick so much. Sometimes I pop it in and enjoy for hours on end. By which, I meant my DVD copy, of course. Get your mind out of the gutter.

I mean, I do try to base my opinions on facts. There also studies which show that people grow more conservative with age, and that white millennials’ attitudes on race aren’t much better than their parents.