Ha, HOC is a really subtle exploration of nonmonogamy and open marriage, if atypical, especially in seasons 1 and 3.

And it’s likely the next generation of this group will vote differently than their mothers and grandmothers.

It’s not even a good copy of you!

*gasp* It’s almost as if we can tell who the real Rude Negro and Lunchcoma are by clicking their profiles to see their comment history! Whodathunkit?!

Goddammit! This is why we can’t have nice things!

Ugh, I stand corrected. I guess all we’re left with are Topanga, JTT, and the Mowry twins.

Yeah, and a massive PR fuckup is completely legitimate grounds for termination.

Except that, by all accounts, Jaleel White seems like a pretty decent dude.

Ugh, re: Blossom reboot. Between that and Fuller House, it feels like someone’s determined to revive the relevancy of the 90s most problematic child actresses. Mayim Bialik practically rivals Lena Dunham for foot in privileged mouth syndrome.

Lulu was the only SGHI I truly liked besides Opal’s kid. She felt real. Santana is a stunner!

I never expected perfection, but if your lead character is proclaiming herself a loud, proud “sex positive polyamorous pansexual woman” in every single promotional trailer, then sweet black jeezus, at least write like those words actually mean something. It’s not just that Nola’s a hot mess at polyamory, it’s that her…

I started smoking weed regularly when I discovered it was the only thing that truly treats all my menstrual symptoms —cramps, nausea, bloating, irritability— and actually makes it possible to function when I’m on my cycle. I’d be devastated if my landlord evicted me for private use of something my body needs.

I literally had to Google SMILF just now.

Me reading headline: “Yeah, but children’s books are super short though.” I got problems, y’all.

It’s miles better than Girls which was nominated twice and won once.

Don’t forget the cockroaches on leashes!

If I remember my ANTM correctly (it’s been years since I watched), but I’m anticipating that the queens will show up for three minutes of a mini challenge and give the models some tutorial on how to win a drag-themed obstacle course that’s only tangentially related to modeling skills.

I competed in public speaking on a national level in school. Yes, memorization is a big part of it. But no, my parents were never required to supervise that process.

Excellent gif usage.

Heather from Crazy Ex Girlfriend showed up with a white mom and a black dad, and my brain still thinks she’s East Indian.