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CLAUDIA AND THE PHANTOM PHONE CALLS!!! OMFG.

Frankly, I'm impressed that he doesn't charge "$10 dollars" a hour.

can't imagine he's broke, as those veneers scream "I know how to get a good bargain!"

-I will not babysit any kids of the age that still wear diapers, I don't change any diapers, sorry.

I only charge $10 a hour.

So I'm supposed to post a photo of my puppy here, right? Here's Coleman after a rousing round of fetch:

YOU ARE RIGHT IKEA I NEED PUPPIES TO MATCH MY NEW SULTAN HAVBERG WITH BEKKESTUA. I WILL NAME THE PUPPY KOTTBULLAR IN YOUR HONOR.

They really missed out on the chance to call this thing Beastro.

Start working at home with FaceCat! It's by-far the best job I've had. Last Wednesday I got a brand new BMW since getting a check for $6474 this - 4 weeks past. I began this 8-months ago and immediately was bringing home at least $77 per hour. I work through this link identifying cat faces on the internet, go to

Where does he know he is not allowed to go? He goes there.

My mom bought a webcam for 20 bucks that hooks up to the wifi and rotates so we could see the cat when she came to visit me.

Okay, but if those are her 4 year old daughter's slippers, that kid has some giant feet. #footshaming

I feel you, that's why I can't do the E-cigarette thing. They take all the ritual out of smoking and I think that's what actually organizes my thoughts more than the nicotine. Plus you lose your excuse to step outside.
I'm totally the one pretending to be on my smart phone to avoid people. I'm a server though; it's my

We're giving Aaron Paul the supporting actor award, right? Because he was so good in the last season that while watching one of the last episodes I fled the room in a blur of tears vowing to never watch Breaking Bad again because I just could not watch Jesse suffer anymore. His suffering was palpable. AP was just

Not to mention that she is able to convey when she is one clone pretending to be another clone, that is so skilled!

I sometimes do this when I see pictures of the cast at events. I'll think, "but wait, where's Cosima? Oh right, Tatiana Maslaney plays her too, duh."

I regularly do. Apparently Tatiana's mum does too - she only relates Sarah with Tatiana so she's sitting on her sofa waiting for Tatiana to come back on screen even when it's focused on Cosima or Alison.

god oh god, I have to go to work but I cant stop watching

former child star for Barney and Friends

You see, Kyosuke? Even the spammers have been won over!