I don't know but I'll take two and one of those sparkly dresses. I don't have anywhere to wear the dress, though, so my coworkers are just going to have to accept my elevating of the dress code. Get on my level, coworkers!

Been such a crappy week on the internet, so grateful for something that lights the world up like this.

Warn a girl to remove mascara before watching this!

Which is exactly why the Little Mermaid 2 is basically her daughter being all like "You chose this? Whatever, I'm going back to the sea."

Guys, unrelated but Hillary Clinton is in my town tonight and I'll be working with her tomorrow... my first day back from maternity leave. Feeling a little like having a nervous breakdown/ very very excited. That is all.

Ruin it? Isn't that a bit dramatic? How bad could it-

I think plenty of adults don't deserve to enjoy the Little Mermaid.

Oh my GOd I used to do the 'pushing out of water' thing in my pool ALL THE TIME as a kid and I would splash the water with my feet so it looked like waves crashing behind me. Of course I would also try to jump out of the water flipping my hair back, which would fail because my hair would smack into my face. Now, if…

But do you think it's a bad idea?

God, shit like this makes me so FUCKING RAGEY I can't even deal! When I was in high school a cousin of mine got married and when they got to the part about the wife submitting to her husband, I quite nearly jumped out of my seat. My mom put her hand on my knee or my shoulder or something like that to calm me down and…

Ahhh yes, the ol' Wanderin' Womb! My catechism teacher taught us chicks alll about ye olde Wanderin' Womb in the day. It was what would make us automatically fall in love with any boy who stuck his you-know-what in our you-know-where and therefore we would need to be extra extra careful not to get our delicate…

I love that this video is part of the "Just Dads" series. "Let's make this decision for our daughters without involving their mothers." Why would moms have any insight on women's issues anyways, amiright?

"Rapists n' Friends": Worst. Variety show. EVAR.

Or maybe an empty box of Krispy Kremes and a note that says kiss my ass.

Ugh, the caviar is served on *metal* spoons. That totally ruins the taste!

I think an entire generation of Americans include Scrooge McDuck's money pit dive in their "what I'd do if I won the lottery" daydreams.

I see Hanna Rosin as feminism's arch nemesis. She presents herself as a feminist but she is absolutely fucking clueless and it's hurting women of all classes a great deal, but especially women who don't fall into her income bracket. And she's dangerous because people think she knows what she's talking about.

Patriarchy is dead if you're Hanna Rosin, write crap books and think the plural of anecdote is data. #corrections