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Same theory.

See… ok. Yes, some of this stuff is outrageous, but some of the outrage seems a little manufactured. Consumerized expression of grief is shitty and inevitable, but some of these items aren't THAT far out of the realm of imagination. I wouldn't buy any of them. There's an expectation put on a lot of people to be way

This makes me miss Regretsy.com and their Healing through TragiCrafting 9/11 edition. And the sparkly 9/11 gif contests.

knock knock!

Regretsy used to have some truly awful 9/11 "tragicrafting" every year. The best was the guy who claimed he owned the crying eagle.

Words can not express how much I hate Precious Moments figurines.

Nope. This is the worst.

If you buy this crap the terrorists truly do win.

"Tay-Tay's bodyguard who I picture as Mike Ehrmentraut from Breaking Bad" ...

Seeing as just watching the epic Krasinski/Fallon lip synch battle made me feel pregnant, the news about Emily Blunt expecting is not a surprise.

Seriously, right up there with getting a tweet saying "sorry meet me on top of Empire State Building so I can apologize!"

No, but thing is, when someone falls off a cliff or drowns or something, there's no reliable evidence. And, more importantly, no witnesses. You can't prosecute a crime like that. You can be hella suspicious but no witnesses, no evidence to refute and confession and you've got pretty perfect crime.

How can you NOT be suspicious when your girlfriend/boyfriend asks you to go "sort things out" on a fucking cliff!

Age: 21
Location: his bed, house by the river
Partner: boy
How it went down: I've always had a high sex drive but throughout my teens, had no desire to share sex with anyone else. I masturbated like a fiend, but never felt the attraction of doin' it with a partner. Then one day, I just wanted it. I happened to be single

Age: 16

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Age: 16

Yeah, my cats have very specific meows. There's the "GOOSHY GIVE ME GOOSHY" begging, the begging for treats, letting me know the litter box is dirty, letting me know they peed outside the litter box and would I please clean it up, the "mommy I don't feel so good I think I'm going to BLARGH" hair ball noise, the "do

Everybody stop have interesting discussions and start helping me formulate a plan to steal that puppy. I NEED THAT PUPPY. OMG THE FLOPPY PUPPY EAR.