JAMES CAMERON: I’m going to make a movie that will give furries fodder for decades!!!

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

Wait until America Chavez makes it to the screen. Racist heads are going to EXPLODE.

Can we petition for this to become a weekly feature? Take some amusing comic panel, remove the lettering, and ask the comments section to go nuts? I’ve been laughing at the original thread to the point that I about need to step away from my desk so I don’t upset my boss, and I have NO regrets.

yes! the show is so good, even my husband loves it. He is voting for Laurence and I’m all in for Erin. The other day I was putting on a new bra, and he said, “that’s nice. I like the piping.” And we both kind of froze. Like, what just happened? And then he said “I blame Tim Gunn. Make it work.”

Ratatatata.

And I would walk five hundred miles,

My wife prefers Charmin Basics because Soft is too soft (and pills) and Strong is too rough (and chafes).

My wife prefers Charmin Basics because Soft is too soft (and pills) and Strong is too rough (and chafes).

or Justice League: I’m really just here for Wonder Woman

If you’re so bored and lonely that you want to participate in a stranger’s family reunion, here’s what I would do: Walking home, past the park, you see a really fun-looking cookout. There are lots of people there, it’s obviously more than one household and not just some kid’s birthday party. To one of the people on…

I was in the beginning of a D&D game, when one person mentioned playing a paladin. Another player WENT BALLISTIC, screaming, eyes bulging, spittle flying everywhere, yelling about how HE HATES ALL PALADINS AND HE WILL KILL ALL PALADINS AND HIS CHARCATER WILL SLIT ANY PALADIN’S THROAT AT NIGHT AND MURDER THEM ALL…

I’ve sometimes thought that my DM is a little gentle on my character because she likes him as well. But then, he’s an insane elderly halfling rogue who does things like cover himself in blood and yodel at cave ceilings to confuse grimlocks.

“About 10 minutes after she ordered, she came back to the counter (after cutting the line of 5 people or so) and asked me why her food wasn’t ready. I explained politely that the hummus plate included a made-to-order flat bread which had just gone in the oven, and it would be another 15 minutes before it was done.…

She told me at one point that her latest ploy was to always be doing the vacuuming when that friend showed up, because he’d commence to tell her she was vacuuming wrong and take over to show her how to do it right. Then she’d stand back and let him “show her” how to vacuum the entire house.

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

I used to work in a bank, we had another branch less than a quarter of a mile down the road. Pretty much all banks in the UK are only open 0900-1700 (if you are lucky, a lot of them close at 1600) in order to give the most coverage we opened at 0830 and closed at 1630, the other branch was open 0930-1730 so there was…

We had one family friend that I just stopped going to restaurants with because he was such a tool, complaining about every aspect of the meal. (To make matters worse, he was actually a really good cook himself, which meant he could find fault with any damn thing.) My Mother would go with him occasionally, but she…

Little Ceasar’s is a deadly weapon. I wouldn’t feed it to someone else (pretty sure that is against the Geneva Conventions), but I have threatened to eat one of their bacon-wrapped abominations before going over to a friend’s place. I essentially held their bathroom hostage, and they had no choice but to meet my…