Apparently nothing honors black history month than a movie featuring black people beating each other up.

The voice thing bothers me less since the trailers started hyping that only a certain few people can hear the voice and most of the world just hears the usual high pitched PIKA.

I’ll even go one step further with Snyder nonsense. SYnder can’t even keep the the rules that he sets up in his world to make sense, because that would take away the spectacle.

I would also argue that Kei Nishikori is hardly the “correct color”.

There’s a lot of SNL skits from my childhood that seems strange, especially musical parodies. Like John Belushi doing his Joe Cocker impression without knowing who Joe Cocker is. Of Rich Hall doing the Talking Heads Big Suit thing, without knowing about the Big Suit.

When I get around to creating a secret society, my first rule is no tattoos. The whole point of a secret society is to have no trace of one, and branding every member with a marketing logo defeats that purpose.

“Hey, we want more diversity in our reporting.”

I was under the impression that wagons disappeared at the start of the minivan invasion in the early 80s.

Isn’t it sort of Hollywood lore that much of the Harrison Ford / Sean Connery stuff filmed in the tank of the third Indy movie was filmed with no one wearing pants?

On the other hand, the Mac Pro website, specs, and price haven’t changed since 2013. You’d be hard pressed to find any tech company trying to sell 5 year old hardware as if it was new.

We might finally get that done Batman movie that explains how he became an orphan yet!

If I went in to watch Unbreakable knowing it was a “comic book movie”, I think I would’ve been disappointed. One of the neat things about the movie is that it kind of sneaks up on you in that sense, even though the very first shot is a comic book quote.

Let’s look at this this way.

Maybe in civilized countries that have good buy-in in commuter rail they hit 140 mph. But I don’t think there’s anywhere in the US that even hits 100 mph.

Glad someone else mentioned this, so I wouldn’t have to.

Glad someone else mentioned this, so I wouldn’t have to.

For the record, Michael Jordan was the absolute king of carrying the ball without getting a foul called.

Orrrrrrr....they could’ve cut the production cost in half by using generally unknown voice over talent.

My general password system is that I have I completely random set of easily remembered rhyming base words, at which point I append the website name to the end.

Yeah. I mean, you can forgive one or two guys getting through a line. But it’s so weird to see an ENTIRE offensive line stand around 1 second after the ball is hiked, looking around, saying “Yeah, well, I guess he got past me.”

It would explain why the gauntlet broke.