That’s not how the human body works!

You know what bothers me along those lines? That NFL.com has power rankings. You’d think that the NFL itself would at least try to have the appearances that all teams under their banner are roughly equal. But instead it’s “here’s a list of our favorites!”

Does Christmas Story count? It’s sort of the main character, just jaded with cynacism over the wisdom of getting old.

It sounds like it’s less “new fangled offenses” and more “how do we get the defense to score more often.”

because they all believe Credence is a very important person referenced in an ancient prophecy. (Oh, J.K. Rowling and her ancient prophecies.)

That’s an interesting idea. If my kid starts playing with a dead worm....it becomes a re-animated zombie worm!

I believe it was cap money. No one wants to spend big bucks on a kicker when there are plenty available for a cheaper paycheck. Let’s face it, if you told Gould to hit the crossbars 4 times out 8 tries and you’ll give him $100 million, he couldn’t do it.

This is the best version:

I know that no airline would ever go with this, because there’s too much money to be made from business class people who bring 2 giant oversized bags with them ( who pay to get on early to stuff both of them in the baggage space ), but I wouldn’t mind seeing people with no luggage or 1 piece the size of a purse…

its weird complaining that this 2nd movie doesn’t get to show a war, while it took the original series to the end of the fifth movie to show an actual wizard fight.

“Deepest of middle winter” probably doesn’t affect those in San Diego as much as the northern tip of California. 

The U.S. television season used to be pretty hard and fast with roughly 24 to 26 episodes for a show, starting with a “new fall season” in the fall when brand new shows were introduced, which ran until a short break over the holidays for repeats and holiday specials, followed by a summer season with repeats. And that…

I don’t think it’s that problematic, really. The concept of a “television season”
has been steadily disappearing over the last 20 years or so. Some of the last few seasons of Walking Dead probably would’ve been better served as 6 episode mini-series instead of 12(?) episode long half-seasons. Kind of how Agents of Shiel…

You know, when I think about TV series re-booting themselves in a new location, I always say to myself, “Gosh, gee, you know what would be a unique setting...Southern California! ( followed by New York ). “

It can reference the rest of the world, but it’s true to teenagers - they’re not interested in what Tony Stark is doing this week or what Matt Murdock is doing this week but they might be interested in a couple of kids who live down in New Orleans and what’s going on there.

Frankly, I’d put any Fatal Frame game above any Resident Evil game in a ranking horror games list.

Maybe that particular Ewok is a famous lawyer.

When comparing images on mobile phones nowadays...are those “better” pictures really true to real-life colors, or are they better looking than real life because of HDR+ shenanigans?

I guess this is what happens when your team is Aaron Rodgers plus 50 other replaceable guys.