TOO MANY WOMEN ON MY TV

I an a Marine vet (89-95). This was a problem back then, and it is the reason why now, when people ask me if I would ever want my son or daughter to join the military, as my family has done for four generations, I say ‘hell no’ and keep my medals hidden in a box. Because a military that holds its own members in…

As someone who has watched both trailers and not even cracked a smile, let alone a laugh - I can tell you it’s because it looks like tired, unfunny, slapstick tropes. I’m tired of token “sassy” black females who have nothing to offer other than being silly stereotypes - can we get actual representation as people for…

I think they should start adding challenge to the dick pic. Maybe have it taken in a strange location. Maybe have your dick appear as a massive throbbing tower as it merges with your city’s skyline (nothing like a dick that dwarfs the Chrysler Building). Make the recipient take a moment to question how the dick pic…

PREACH - My mom has been suffering from schizophrenia for about 15 years. She refuses to believe she’s sick, and refuses to take medication. She was just released from her (maybe) 10th involuntary hospitalization -because ???? We have no idea why she was released, because she’s still talking about the radios in her…

“Insane. Invisible. In Danger.”

I’m sorry, I have to say something. I’m a Bernie supporter, and a longtime Jezebel reader, AND I was there in the room. I shot some videos that have been aired on major networks, and I actually have a relatively neutral perspective. Could you please interview me for an alternate view of what happened, instead of just…

If she played a certain Nirvana song she would break the internet.

Sounds like the prosecutor supports your thesis.

Hahaha! I totally hulked out. While I was swinging my umbrella into the windshield I looked the driver dead in the eyes and said “I will fucking end you.” Hahaha! Afterward I was like, where the hell did that come from?!

But the unborn are the world’s most precious resource, right?

Just last week, I was waiting for my daughter at her school bus stop when three guys started catcalling me from a car. The first time I simply ignored them. Then, they decided to circle the block and try it again, this time going even slower and hollering even louder at me. Still, I ignored them. The third time they…

i know, me too, i’m sorry. i’m preaching to the choir most of the time here but goddamnit i’m so fucking sick of having to use that quote every goddamn day.

I want to slap everyone who is questioning why the child was out that late with her mother. If the mother went to someone’s house to do hair, what is the problem with her bringing her child with her? If she is a single mother, what else is she supposed to do? Fucking people.

so do i need to change the quote now?

“Why can’t women be honest and just tell a guy no?”

A few years ago I took my nephews and niece to a park that had one of those water features that spray up from the ground. She (7 or 8) had on shorts and no top, and some boys (10-12) told her girls had to wear tops. I told them to piss off, and then asked their parents why they were so invested in sexualizing a little…

I CAN ANSWER THE BABY QUESTION. I wondered the same thing until I had kids. It’s because trying to rinse the sand off of or change the diaper of a little girl wearing a one piece bathing suit is the kind of experience that should be reserved for those milling around the seventh circle of hell.