To be fair, though, The Hunger Games series is categorized as Young Adult fiction, which means teens. I wouldn’t call them “children’s books.” Pretty dark and violent for children (which I’m defining as basically under 12).

He’s still posting on Thrillist but seriously. He usually gets like three or four comments and there isn’t a font of other stories that didn’t make the cut in the comments section. I keep forgetting it’s out there. It used to be the only thing that made me happy about Mondays.

Right? John Cougar Mellencamp built an entire career singing about the plight of the American farm in the 80s.

1. First of all, that’s really stupid because nobody has to pay Americans to be violent. We LOVE violence. Just turn on the TV or radio.

I don’t actually think Bernie Sanders was pushing bring back manufacturing jobs that will never come back. I think what he had in mind was more like Roosevelt’s New Deal, wherein government agencies would be created to rebuild infrastructure like bridges and dams and roads and such. That would get people back into…

And out of the other sides of their mouths, they fully, completely 100% believe that this corrupt millionaire has their economic interests at heart.

Who is Marshall and what is his law?

Sure, but Mike Pence is even more terrifying as president.

This is about the eleventieth time I have seen someone use “seen” when “saw” would be the correct verb tense.

Well, he is being defiant, but I think you meant “definitely.”

I think you’re right only the only human was Theresa. Charlotte is an android as well.

I think Arnold killed Ford and replicated Ford and the Ford we think we know is the android. The human/real Arnold is alive and well and is literally the man behind the curtain somewhere. Ford has been programmed to run things; Bernard has as well. In fact, because of his line “I built EVERYTHING here.” makes me…

I want to see him free Leonard Peltier.

I’m not even married, but I respond by saying something like, “Yeah, I’ll see what my husband says about a sexless marriage. We can’t afford ten kids, so...” And then look expectantly at the idiot who thinks only slutty single people have sex and don’t want to make a baby every single time.

BUT WHAT ABOUT MARRIED PEOPLE WHO DON’T WANT TEN KIDS?

So what did your partner say about it when you suggested that you all have a sexless relationship unless you want children?

I just had my annual mammogram and was very sad as I walked out to realize that it may be my last free mammogram. Just another one of those services that is on the chopping block. Get your pap smears in while you’re at it.

And constantly crying about how we need to get all those establishment fucks out of office. And then turn right back around and vote ‘em all back in.

Nope. Third-party voters have some responsibility here. Looking at the Florida numbers, IF all the 3rd party votes had gone to Shillary, we’d wouldn’t be crying in our corn flakes right now.

You have to stop thinking that way. All hope is lost now. The alt right now controls all three branches of government. You thought there was no way Cheetolini could win and he did. And he’ll probably win again. And ACA will go away and the economy will tank again, harder, and we aren’t going to do fuckall about the…