No. No I would not. Bad Kitty has a bunch of much cuter tops at a fraction of the price.

I have always loved Rose McGowan and always thought she would be perfectly cast as Wonder Woman, but I suppose the movie people think she’s “too old” at this point. Which is ridiculous, but nevermind. The real reason I love her is because of the one thing we have in common: we’ve both rescued Boston terriers and…

Make sure you tell her that being called a bitch or a whore or a cunt is FAR better than keeping your mouth shut and allowing people to assault you. While you don’t have to take it, at all, there’s still repercussions for standing up for yourself sometimes. Sometimes, it’s more than just namecalling. Standing up for…

Yeah, I’ll just stand in the back and close my eyes to listen because there is no point in trying to see the band when you’re 5' 2". I have occasionally asked a very tall man if he minded if I could stand in front of him, “because you can see right over my head, right?” I’ve been told no and to fuck off.

I lower one shoulder and brace myself so I get to bodycheck the fuck out of some arrogant motherfucker who obviously believes he is entitled to ALL the space without ever considering that other people might also be trying to use public space. If I’m wearing heels, I go for a “stumble” and “accidentally” try to get a…

I think the pain can be and is seen. I just want to feel as though someone -- anyone -- gives half a fuck.

Right there with you. I remember crying all day on my 30th birthday, knowing it was silly because I was still so young and had so much opoprtunity/potential/hopes/dreams/ambitions etc. Now I am pushing 50 and, aside from being in a slightly better financial position, my life ir pretty much exactly the same and I’m no…

I’m confused. Do you live a solitary life or do you have children? Because you can’t be both.

You know what I love about PBR? It tastes like someone already ashed their cigarette in it the second you crack it open!

THAT GUY. I hated that guy. He insisted that he was starving to death because they ate chickens and he wasn’t getting steaks on the regular. “A man needs MEAT.” As if chicken isn’t protein/meat. I loved when the doctor was like, “No, you’ve been 20-30 pounds overweight your entire adult life and THIS is what a healthy…

I’m 47, single, no kids. It is scary.

Right there with you. I’m stocking up on cat food now, while I can still afford it, so I’ll have something to eat when I’m old.

Nothing is awful about it. At all. You have a thread full of reasonable, sound replies. It wasn’t you; it was her.

I’ve never been married or divorced, but I’ve been working on a theory based on my observations of all the people around me. It goes like this: During a divorce, EVERYONE loses their damn mind for about 2 years, give or take. Even if it’s an amicable divorce, even if both people want out of the relationship badly,…

LOLOLOL.

I haven’t found it as blatantly exploitative and overwrought like GoT at all. There was one scene in Ep. 1 where it was clear what was going to happen; you just never saw it. You don’t have to sit through eleventy rapes per episode. I cannot handle GoT — I won’t even read the books; it’s that disturbing to me. I…

I was standing in the dairy section of my grocery store once and this young couple with a baby approached me. They had a WIC grocery checklist in their hand and the father asked me to explain what “whole wheat” bread means. I explained, briefly, about the difference between white bread and whole grain bread, in simple…

There’s a Publix three blocks from my house that was up and running the morning after Hermine. And I was SO grateful. They were completely out of water, ice, batteries, and bread but they were open, running on generators, with a skeleton crew and the bare-bones “romantic” lighting. I spoke with the store manager who…

Redacted because it’s clear you are dead inside.

Which busses? (School busses? Greyhound?) Who drives them? Where does the gas come from to fill the tanks. Where do you catch a bus? Where will they take you?