He’d lose to Saban, simply due to there being more Alabama than Auburn fans, Saban would probably do a better job as more focused and disciplined and would put in actual effort at it, not saying he would have good politics but he’d try to actually do the job.

Tuberville is so aggravating that I kind of want Nick Saban to unseat him. Not because I think Saban would be any better, but because it would drive Tuberville absolutely insane to lose to him again, in a different arena.

I don’t think some of this new crop even care about big donors, they just crave the spotlight and attention from being buffoons, they appealed to the MAGATs as obvious to any dullard they were insanely gullible and now just do and say dumb shit for attention. Tuberville is a perfect example, he hasn’t legislated shit,…

Then you can make a “documentary” about it and make millions!

By and large, politicians don’t know anything about their actual constituents. The cost of a campaign is so high that they’re not talking to (read: soliciting donations) anyone who can’t write a big check if they don’t have to. Thus, the only concerns they’re hearing are those of the people who can write a big check.…

Let airports - or at least state governments - be in charge of their own security, so that we don’t have to worry that the federal government’s incompetence will drag the airports down with them.

Hence island. Manhattan is nowhere near enough of an island. Only one guy ever really escaped from Alcatraz, and I bet we can find somewhere WAAAAY beter than that for a prison island. The British had the right idea with Australia, but it had too many valuable resources to ONLY be a penal colony.

Or to demand a refund.

It’s kind of already happened! The Affordable Care Act (a.k.a. Obamacare) was in many essentials the same as a Republican-sponsored bill from the ‘90s. It’s also extremely similar to the healthcare reform law in Massachusetts signed by Republican Mitt Romney.

I beg to differ. Two words: Tommy Tuberville.

I’d be quite OK with that.

Any tat above the collar line is just the culmination of a lifetime of bad choices. My idiot kid brother has a bird tattoo on the side of his head.

Fart racing! Too bad you shouldn’t light fires in the ISS.

Fair point, however I think the answer to your question might be to not type jalopnik.com into your browser 

You know what? I’m ok with this article. 

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the party of “fiscal responsibility”, “support the troops”, “law and order”, and “America first”.

I mean, considering his decision making its entirely possible that she was the brains of the operation.

Honestly anything that reflects poorly on Mike “Separation of Church and State was just a letter, its not part of the Constitution” Johnson and leads to that shiny new exterior flaking off in short order wouldn’t be a bad thing.

Since when this isn’t about car stuff? I mean this is fully lambos and pink cocaine territory!

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