Why bother asking. It’s going to be one of Elon’s products, with an ICE V-8 added as per customer’s wishes.

Ha! Saw the headline and my first thought was garbage truck, second a hearse, and third was a truck that empties septic tanks.

Some excellent suggestions here and I am admittedly torn between Hearse, ‘60s Lincoln convertible, prison bus, Pinto, and actual clown car (with POTUS accompanied by his cabinet), but I think this is the most practical:

For the incoming administration?

We made it to Really Stupid so we may as well go Full Stupid.

not my photo but I think this is VERY fitting.

Did expect serious comments here? Anyway, if the administration has any say, it’ll be some giant military vehicle to show off his “power”. 

I was thinking a dump truck, but I like yours better. 

Even in this movie, they actually accept the video evidence that Brawndo isn’t good for plants. They are all idiots, but the acceptance of evidence at the end makes them better critical thinkers that Trump.

If only we had a leader as capable as Dwanye Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho..

isn’t it obvious

Cyber truck. May as well lean into the rolling dumpster fire the new admin is.

Make America great again!

Obviously, it should be a Cybertruck.
We would want Fuhrer Trump to be presented in the most reliable, most protected, and most prestigious vehicle in the world.


[shut up... nobody tell him]

One that inadvertently drives into a river.

A Nissan Altima with harlequin quarter panels, cracked windshield, dragging rear bumper, riding on a donut and 3 bald Linglongs....

1971 Ford Pinto, and make sure the secret service car follows close behind.

Would I be out of line suggesting a bit of a throwback? How about a mid-60's Lincoln Continental convertible?