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I've always said if I get engaged I'll ask for a crystal or class ring instead of diamonds...I don't want to participate in the diamond industry.

Dude he's adorable now.

I feel both of these rants on a deep level.

Or if you're gonna blow all that money, spend it on your honeymoon & go on a baller ass trip!

T-pain I'm really into your new direction, keep going buddy

Everything's spot on except the part about platinum. We have literal tons of platinum, but not figurative tons of platinum.

I.... agree with T-Pain. Huh. I never understood that about weddings. Like lets put a down payment on a house, not host a expensive-ass dinner for all our friends.

He's not wrong!

Yes, it was sarcasm :P

Not bad, but a well trained sheepdog does the job much better. Arguably for half the price once you take maintenance into account, and that's before you even consider the fringe benefits (security, company, pest control).

hey fbi

Mothers' stress, especially when mothers are stressed because of the juggling with work and trying to find time with kids, that may actually be affecting their kids poorly," said co-author Kei Nomaguchi, a sociologist at Bowling Green State University

Officially feeling less guilty about lying in bed sick today. The children are free ranging, so they'll be leaner when we cook them up for Thanksgiving. Wouldn't want to stress them out with my stress.

"Quality Time" parenting mixed with the evangelical Christian features is the worst ever.

My dad died when I was nine. For a chunk of my childhood he had a job with a crappy commute. He got home right before my brother and I went to bed. So he did the bedtime routine. Long after I forgot what his conversational voice sounded like I could remember the voices he did when he read us bedtime stories. I also

Good! Maybe we'll finally get that Kate & Leopold sequel!

So, I'm in the throes of a bad headache right now, but is anyone else having massive problems figuring out what the headline means? Is it just me....?

But...Hugh Jackman is Wolverine! How dare he?!