So she should apologize or feel ashamed for being rude(and right) by men who are always dickheads(and wrong)? TC's letter reminds me of a saying my old boss used to tell me: "You get more bees with honey."

Grey is really an alien grey, and Anna has been living in a simulation the entire time, in a spaceship. She's their human specimen, and they just tried to keep her occupied for the duration of the trip, because last time they left the human specimens with nothing to do, and they got out and, long story short, it…

If I ever feel dick fright, I'll respond with a swift dose of scrotum punch. Because if you make a weird little friendly guy into something scary, you need to be in the fetal position crying as I walk away.

In no way whatsoever do I believe he "accidentally" sent that email to her.

It will turn out that Christian Grey's ONLY WEAKNESS IS WATER!

There will be two twists;

If Shyamalan directed, would the series-ending twist be that Grey was the slave all along? That whatsername was really the Devil conning him out of his soul????

It reminds me of this time some asshole asked a lesbian if she was gay because she was scared of erections. She said she wasn't afraid of anything that just needed a slap to go away.

No. There's only one person fit to continue this franchise.

the second gif took me way too long to watch, but it was so worth it!

i trust you. I'm also breaking the terrible news to my corgi puppy that Zayn left 1D and she is reacting appropriately. So yes, I'm laughing my ass off.

My theory is that he's trying to call her a lesbian. (Possibly because she's being assertive? Like, 'ooh, standing up for herself, must be a total dyke'? IDK.)

In addition to using insults like "LabiaFace," it's apparently also common practice for adults to forward work correspondence to their siblings for humorous commentary.

I'm a gay man and I get dick fright all the time. Sometimes you had Indian for lunch. Sometimes you had too many beers. Sometimes your sinuses are acting up and you know you won't be able to breathe with something in your mouth. Sometimes you just look at a dick and go "ho boy, we're in for a rough evening."

I now have Alan Rickman's voice in my head...and for that, I thank you.

This is like:

Also, they're running a headline right now that reads:

This is one of the reasons I had to stop reading The Chive. For every picture that falls into the "hey that's cool" category, there's one that is just horrible for me. I haven't been over there for years, but they used to have a gallery go thigh gaps and one with showing off girls' hip bones and it totally doesn't…