The Simpsons' obsession with creamed corn is fascinating.
The Simpsons' obsession with creamed corn is fascinating.
(Al's a longtime writer of the Simpsons)
Love that this is a supper accurate drawing of one or two kinjas ago. Wonder if that's when the animators started working on it?
I got to pet one of these at a falconry exhibit years ago and can confirm that they are HUGE. Also very pretty, but I'm having trouble imagining an umbrella being sufficient protection.
I'd be like, Mr. Owl, how many licks is in the center of a tootsie pop?
I'd probably be like "I should cover my eyes. But he's so majestic... I can't stop looking. I want to see what he's going to do nex-aaaaarGGHHH MY EYES!!!"
I for one welcome our owl overlords and hope that they find my collection of owl stuff charming instead of deeply offensive.
"Purmerend was at war with the Eurasian eagle owl; therefore Purmerend had always been at war with the Eurasian eagle owl."
I know, right? So cuddly
What is with all of the rampaging owls lately? I think the revolution may be starting folks! The Great War of the Owls has begun! May God protect us all.
Clits*, you're* and oophorectomy (removal of the ovaries) would be the female equivalent
Not that this guy sounds great or anything, but if true, what exactly is the crime here or even a basis for a lawsuit? Convincing people to do something legal, even if foolish, is not a crime. Adults are responsible for their own dumb decisions.
Hey, what can he do? Mysterious ways and all that.
"[The victims] were told that only those who get castrated will be able to meet God,"
So that he could wear them on his shoulder?
Let me guess, the guru is exempt from this spiritual requirement (obv sacrificing for the good of of the flock) and the only way the women can meet god is by sleeping with the only member of the congregation with testicles