Yup. Not only laziness, though - people get used to how you look all the time. It's WAY more pleasant to go through 98% of my life spending zero time/fucks/money on my face, and then getting the "Wow you look surprisingly great!" the 2% of the time I do decide to wear any makeup, than it is to bust my ass on a daily…

Gee, thanks for the earworm. Singin' 'bout wieners is all we have to cheer us now that our Taun-Tauns have succumbed...

Oh no! I cannot even imagine dealing with this nonsense without power. Hope everything gets restored ASAP, internet strangerfriend.

*Chicago high five!* (through about 17 layers for warmth...)

Shit that never even occurred to me! WTF, people? Ugh.

Wow, that video definitely wins!

(OK there was totally a pic of Hedonism Bot from Futurama there, and then kinja ate it. It will probably reappear later and make this post look dumb. Sigh.)

Exactly.

John Cusack almost ran my friend over on his bike a few years ago, and he was a real asshole about it, according to her.

Giggling at the autocorrect. Ramon.

Same! I've had a few dudes who were squeamish (now that I'm older and wiser I know to view that as a red flag), but most have been very nonchalant and willing to take cues from me as to whether sexytimes were a go or a no-go at that particular time, and could not give a fuck about it either way. Many many years ago…

Same! I've had a few dudes who were squeamish (now that I'm older and wiser I know to view that as a red flag), but most have been very nonchalant and willing to take cues from me as to whether sexytimes were a go or a no-go at that particular time, and could not give a fuck about it either way. Many many years ago…

LOL! Excellent...

This is the first comment on the article that made me involuntarily cackle out loud. Well done.

Yeah, my mom died 11 years ago, and it devastated our whole family in a completely different way than it would if it had been my dad. We all love my dad and I don't want him to die either, but she was the one who held everything together and got shit done, and he was (we all were) lost without her. He still doesn't…

Ha! Glad I expanded comments before posting an exact duplicate of this. :)

That is so perfect I am in awe. LOL.

Holy crap that's a privilege check I didn't see coming - white woman here who NEVER gets a bag if I can help it, and that means when I sometimes forget my hippie reusables I am cramming things into pockets and just carrying them home in hand. It never even occurred to me in a zillion years the implications of "getting…

microwaving a glass full of lemon water and squatting over it real hard