You’ve already read the best bit.

Counterpoint: Crispin Glover gets murdered with a corkscrew.  

Here are two possible explanations, which may be complementary.

some Russian series called “Ekaterina” starring a very very good looking woman

Costas takes himself too seriously, but when he’s interacting with others is a genuinely solid interviewer.  The fact that he wouldn’t stop doing the daily Olympics update with that hideous case of pinkeye is evidence of the former.  

Although an inferior movie in general, I’d ague that Frozen II’s “Into the Unknown” is actually a better song sung by Menzel. And Bell singing “The Next Right Thing” is really emotional (how can she sob like that while singing?)

*SpongeBob driving a car in a snobbish fashion GIF*

And the HBO(?) miniseries with Helen Mirren as the empress!

I guarantee it’s because they all read Catherine The Great: Portrait of A Woman. That book is legit. 

I’m very worried that Coppola will choose her for Undine Spraggs. She’s good in this but she’s full ingenue in this. I need depth in Undine I love her so much. 

If you will consider a rompy bawd, I am taking offers.

WTH? No mention of Fernwood 2Nite?

TBH his reversal of diplomacy re Prussia in 7YW for nothing was dumb and enough of a justification for a coup.

The funniest part of the Mayfair witches was when the character was able to make their family ghost protector flesh, she gave him a huge dong.

I remember when that one with Lestat as a rock singer came out. I had a coworker at the time who was my first exposure to creepy fandom (kind of bright but weirdly immature and narcissistic.) She way overreacted to the book and babbled breathlessly about it to anyone who walked by her. As soon as she started talking…

But Lestat used his supernatural, irresistibly seductive voice to lure fans! It makes perfect sense!

It took me a while to find the name of it, but I enjoyed Matt Haig’s The Radleys, about suburban English vampires.

I remember buying Interview with the Vampire a year before the movie came out and lost complete interest in it only about 50 pages in. Her writing made me feel like I was losing points off my IQ. I tried watching the film when it came out on VHS, and oddly enough, have never finished it, over 25 years later.

“Horny vampires rejoice as AMC picks up the rights to Anne Rice’s books”

If I remember correctly, the vampires in Anne Rice’s books can’t have sex. Because they are dead and their penises don’t work. So I’m not sure they could technically be called horny? They do however enjoy sucking each other’s necks very erotically.