(paraphrasing) “I know you! What’s your name?”

There’s only one gun in “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood” and it’s held by a young man.

They say that the character he plays in “Tootsie”, the asshole Method actor nobody likes, actually was supposed to be him.

On the one hand, I’d vote for “Parasite”. On the other hand I kind of want “1917" to win just to piss off snotty critics like this one.

This film suuuuuucked. Just nothing about it worked. Story bad, script bad, lead actors exhibited anti-chemistry with each other, worst shitty theme song ever. And it wasn’t even bad in an entertaining way, it was just ugly and gross.

Seriously, if the one thing you have to sell your movie with is Blake Lively, don’t ugly her up. Try to write a scene with her in a low-cut tight dress, and put that on your poster.

The terrific Daily Beast article, which basically removes any need to watch this documentary, is here:

I was just coming here to say the same thing, that Dennis Perkins clearly hates the shit out of SNL and probably needs to stop watching it. He seems to want the show to be something other than what it is.

I know that Cardinals fans may be disappointed, what with Sidney Ponson and Juan Encarnacion being the big off-season acquisitions, but they still have Pujols, Edmonds, and Rolen, and they can still do damage this year.

They really should be reviewed as a piece, since “The Shop Around the Corner” is 1000x better.  It’s funny how a movie from 1940 can be less dated than a movie from the 1990s.

There was a Melanie Griffith topless vacuuming scene.  Did you watch it on basic cable?

I was 14 and I remember the scene you watched more than the others.  Yes, yes I do.  But similarly, I liked the whole movie quite a bit.

“I’m not waiting while gramma and grandpa figure out that you can’t go through the metal detector with a belt buckle the size of a dinner plate.”

“try to convince them to enroll now”

“Hello, I’ve come onto this page to bitch about someone talking about a TV show that aired nearly a year ago.”

One of the best movie theme songs ever.  I almost said the best, but then I remembered “The Rainbow Connection”.

She sure is good-looking.

—”This is not the type of character who should be fellated for 90 minutes at a half dozen identical going away parties about how perfect and wonderful and huge-dicked they are.”

At a certain age I found myself just not wanting to watch things that are depressing.  All the characters kill themselves?  Hitting the ol’ Delete button on the DVR.

Somebody posted a You Tube video of Adrienne Barbeau and Lynda Carter getting ready for a swimming competition.  It’s like a gift from a benevolent God.