Good old moral flattening

“We all need to pull together to improve the functioning of this system.”

I’m old, because not only do I have no idea about that Meryl Streep meme, I don’t care.

I think that if you find yourself watching anything, but you want it to pass so quickly that you are viewing it at 2x speed, you need to consider your life choices.

...what?  Is everything they watch going to sound like Alvin & the Chipmunks?

Am I the only one who thinks the original version of “Hurt” is way better?

People can record TV shows you know

It’s weird, one sees someone type “spoiler alert” about a non-fiction documentary, and one *assumes* that they are joking, but one can’t really tell.  So I can’t tell whether this person is an idiot or a snarker.

Hopefully it doesn’t dig into the question of whether Demjanjuk was Ivan, since that question was answered decades ago.  He wasn’t, which was why his conviction in Israel was vacated and he was released.  What he *was*, was a guard at the Sobibor extermination camp.  “Ivan the Terrible” was a guard at Treblinka.

It’s kind of shocking how quickly Tim Robbins’s film career went down the toilet after he won that Oscar, especially considering how successful he was before that.

That relates to poor decision #2: to *gossip about it* after giving the President of the United States a BJ.

There’s somebody who worked in the White House in 1997-98 as in intern that is probably in some cushy high-paying job right now, with a husband or wife, and several children, and you don’t know their name and neither do I.  Why?  Because that person did *not* perform fellatio on the President of the United States.

He should have!  But Monica Lewinsky’s life was ruined not by external forces beyond her control, but because she made several galactically bad choices, in succession.

“blame the woman who wasn’t in a position of power or in a committed relationship”

One way to avoid being publicly shamed is to resist the temptation to give the President of the United States a BJ.  There are a bunch of 1998 White House interns no one has ever heard of!

“Celebrating the end of war and celebrating victory are meaningfully different things, especially in that context.”

“the white people celebrating tens of thousands of deaths in the streets”

Oh man, a video. Bummer.

OK, sure, but all the dudes who watch My Little Pony should probably be on a watchlist.

James Buchanan, SNL. The gay president was James Buchanan.