That would be Randy Lerner, who took a once proud and revered football club, ran it into the ground and mired it in years and years of barely functional mediocrity, and then sold it to a shady crook.

Football uniforms should never, ever be monochromatic. The helmet should match the pants, and the jersey should contrast. The only acceptable monochrome combo is all white away unis, but the helmet should still contrast.

Only Harbaugh.

My first reaction too. Though if you wanted to limit them to downtown, that's a real good way to do it.

After several days on the job, engineers noted the self driving cars inexplicably braking before the tunnels, just like every other Pittsburgh driver ever.

Wait, who said that?

Two things:

Sol explodes. Lifeship coffeeless. Humanity ends.

The South Pole shot of the Death Star made the trailer for me.

TLDR: “And you thought my takes were shitty before .....”

Ummm... The movie did ok. Most articles I’ve seen have referenced it as such. It’s definitely not a flop. At the same time, it made about a third of its production budget on opening weekend. That’s definitely not a runaway blockbuster either.

Marky Mark? He of the “I would have stopped 9/11 if I was on one of those planes” boast? Completely full of shit? The hell you say.

Last scraps of spaghetti? No no no no no. Twirl that shit, don't cut it.

Jesus. Throw a trigger warning on this trash for the paisan among us. I nearly went into horrified convulsions. Frankenstein up your food however you want, but for the love of god stop destroying my heritage.

The three day growth thing kills me. Yes, brother, that really completes the look. Nothing says rugged man like perfectly coifed blow dried hair and bleached teeth.

Think of skins the way you would chips at a casino. It’s not actual currency, but it acts as currency within that place, and is exchangeable for actual money before returning to the real world. In a casino you can buy a drink w chips, tip a dealer w chips, and of course place bets with chips. You then cash the chips…

People will always be willing to buy the familiar revolution. In this case, it was the idea that you could take the Silicon Valley model - new tech! disrupt! we’re thinking about this differently! - and apply it to an entirely different industry. Even, as I understand it, in contradiction with biology and physics.

Deadpool looks INCREDIBLY EXCITED TO BE IN YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA PHOTO!!!!!

Again, you can thank Michael Lewis for all this. This is what happens when you start thinking professional athletic success has less to do with how athletes perform and more to do with some ridiculous nebulous process. It’s white guys in ties that hold the real keys to success. Now let’s talk to Brad Pitt’s people…

“That’s solid work” - Mike Vanderjagt