.....and sleep will not be my friend anytime soon.

I bet his asshole has bike meetings.

This has nothing to do with this post but I’m currently hate watching the premiere of Bill Simmons show on HBO and holy shit.

Mace Windu

Pictured: US defense strategy

Related: last fall Vanderbuilt tweets out its football slogan for the season:

...... No.

And in so doing, Pittsburgh made its last mistake. For the city mistakenly delivered the couches to Morgantown, WV for safekeeping, thus igniting the Great June Fire of 2016, which eventually claimed parts of 10 states.

God almighty this sentence here:

I do so enjoy the occasional nap on top of gravel

I was a kid growing up around Pittsburgh at the perfect age to get into the game when Mario came into the League. Sydney is amazing, and I understand many are partial to Gretzky and he does have the stats, but to just watch them play, Lemieux was the best player that ever skated.

It wasn't the two year old looking that stopped that lion

“What do you think of Mr. Mozart, Elon?”

Complete garbage. Although airlines compete almost lockstep on price, they have never competed, and in fact almost always cooperate, on safety. And the record speaks for itself. Since 2001, there has not been one fatality on a mainline US air carrier as a result of an accident. 15 goddamn years and not a single call…

Exactly. That graph is expressly designed for the low information crowd. “Oh look the number of travelers has tripled and TSA staffing levels are a tiny fraction of its peak!!!!”

That is the most manipulative graph I’ve ever seen in my life. The bar for 740 million is basically triple the size as the bar for 640 million. Meanwhile, the staffing level chart starts off in the middle of the graph, and represents a gain of 2000 employees as a doubling of the baseline, and a loss of 3000 employees…

They had to leave in a hurry because they had to get back to campus to march in the Earth Day environmental protest.

incredible that people used to get around for decades in automobiles before smartphones.

Bear back at the den talking to his buddies:

A team owned by Randy Lerner spends years upon years mired in hopeless mediocrity, only to be sold to a shady crook?