Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

Sorry, but I think we all know this is the best free solo ever:

Harper: [answers phone call from Buster Posey]

One of these days I want a hit batter to just calmly take his base, let the situation cool down, and then blindside rush the pitcher from the first base.

big idiot’s beef

If I hear one fucking yinzer fuck on about how Nashville didn’t win this game because they aren’t Cup “battle tested” i’m going to punch that person right in the fucking zubaz. Nashville dominated the fucking game. Pittsburgh won because of a huge horseshoe up their fucking asses.

When did any NFL player get $70 million guaranteed?

The NFL is not exactly a shining example of guaranteed money.

Wickersham gets into that!

According to witnesses, Sherman threw the ball back to Wilson and yelled, “You f—-ing suck!”

Man duels can’t melt real teams!

What else do they have to talk about? How shitty the Royals are?

And that’s a guy who came back to play and make the Pro Bowl after beating cancer!

Precisely.

Two nearby towns are called Levelland and Plainview, in accordance with Truth-in-Advertising laws.

+/- is a worthless stat.

On paper, the Ducks were a better team. But hockey isn’t played on paper, IT’S PLAYED ON ICE!!!

Ironically most predators in Nashville lose interest after graduation.

I’m floored, frankly. I was NOT expecting a sports reporter to evaluate a player’s character based on the player’s relationships with other sports reporters.

I thought evil Foreigner meant they wouldn’t play “I wanna know what love is.”