It’s fun because there’s no way all these sycophantic Cuban supporters in the comments are Mavs fans (they don’t have that many), so these are the even worse billionaire ball-lickers who just don’t want you to yell at the very rich man

hey congrats on scolding dead people

fuck lawyers

The idea that Edge, Christian or either Hardy were better than X-Pac is insane. The Hardys have always been skilled in taking bumps, jumping off shit and little else (they’re basically Shane without a rich father), and E&C always relied on their characters more than anything in-ring (not to mention how green both guys…

I’m excited for his obnoxious twitter presence in a few years

It also pretty clearly was the fourth pitch of the game

I love Jon Bois and love reading PFT Commenter, but the only time I’ve ever listened to Pardon My Take was when he wasn’t there and I thought it sucked and seemed very much like Barstool overall. Is PMT different/better than that on a normal basis?

Aaron Gordon sucks

lol

It’s not a joke, as it’s a perfectly possible way a kicker’s ability could influence a team out of taking a FG. Also I didn’t source it at all, because this is a comments section on a blog, not anything that matters. Also, fuck you you sensitive knob.

“ok, 4th down, 52 yard FG, we should send out the kickin-*looks at Walsh* I mean punt team”

You get a year to wear it wherever, after that it stays at Augusta. You can still wear it whenever you’d like, you just have to be at Augusta.

The holding idea is fun but this is the NFL, if they can flag it they will. You’ll have a new Holding Past The Line flag, plus a Tackling flag for O-linemen who bring down D-linemen behind the line PLUS a Flopping flag for D-linemen who fall while held behind the line. You’ve created two more penalties you monster!

My suggestion is you try and become human as soon as fucking possible you ogre

Iago Aspaaahahahaha I couldn’t even get all the way through it

shut the fuck up law school dropout

With the Twins all-time record against the Yankees in the postseason what it is a win against them is as good as a third WS

“Let’s weaken our initial ask before any negotiation” is literally the worst negotiation tactic.

fuck yourself to death

Alexi Lalas and USMNT should fight to the death on a barge