How many spots did they move up with those 13 goals?

And the stakes of their last two games were....?

Someone call Russ and tell him his teammates been captured. Problem solved. And the only downside is the complete destruction of everything between Oklahoma City and Romania.

Also does anyone know if he likes Adams or Kanter more? Maybe trick him by saying the big fun foreigner with the old west mustache got…

As a backup, the Bucs shouldn’t give him a Microsoft tablet or a clipboard; he’ll quickly get bored with taking football-related notes and start designing new land war plans for Southeast Asia*.

Guess you didn’t hear about the new overtime rule, which will feature each team’s QB taking a televised Wonderlic test in lieu of additional game play. Highest score wins.

If Toronto isn’t in America, then how come I’ve heard of it? #MAGA

Is this not ‘Merica anymore? We got the 1st Amendment, which requires us to call people homophobic slurs and there is nothin’ them liberal snowflakes can do about it!

Is Kevin Pillar ok with Stroman hitting dongs?

Jesus Christ, I have no problem with people believing rape victims, please stop.

They identify as a genderqueer non-rapist, but they may have straight, consent-fluid sexual interactions.

Translation: Wow! How did they build that with only poor brown people?!?

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

NICE TRY SKIPPER BUT YOU’VE GOT TO PAY DEADSPIN TO ADVERTISE THOSE COMPANIES HERE

I was about 10 when that came out. I thought it was the coolest goddamn thing ever. I regret nothing.

This would be allowed in the minor leagues, where things are fun and people are allowed to have fun.

Yes. Socialism. Nothing at all to do with a lunatic dictator suspending the Constitution, legislature, and civil rights. I guess we should all wait for the similar inevitable collapse in Sweden and Denmark.

Wrong. It’d be like if the NCAA tournament was all held in 2 weeks and after North Carolina Kansas and Indiana said they weren’t going the NCAA suspended Kentucky 5 days before it started so the only draw was Duke.

“thanks to an overgrown sense of self-importance”

“if you want to pokemon go to the polls...”
proverb

No tolerance for dirty players.