You’re sad and people that say they like you actually do not.

fall down a well

You seem to not understand a whole bunch

MAKE SOME NOISE

oh my god how do you even breathe

I don’t know about you but I’m betting this dude’s dick is smaalllllllllll

Remember when every Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous ended with the tour of the tetherball court?

It’s not about small government. It’s about always having an enemy, an “other” that can distract from any real issues

I think they think he was also Greg Howard?

guh you simpering weenie

nah Greg Howard hasn’t worked here in a while

shit, i’d watch

Fuckin’ GLOREE BOY, thinkin’ about STATS rather than PLAQUES

lol triggered

You’re a fucking dipshit

MLB: “We cannot allow this spectacle to ruin the sanctity of our all-star game!”
MiLB: “and introducing the third base coach for the International League All-Stars, a dog with a hot dog on its head!”

Keep shaming people who didn’t vote instead of trying to convince them otherwise. Totally gonna work out for you.

I hope you’re eaten by a shark

Oh come on, I’m sure you could think of at least three more black players you wanted to name there! Come on you can do it!