boy you really showed that long dead man

You’re fucking insufferable

best response I saw on Twitter was “That uppercut would have turned me into atoms”

Sounds like a moody teen

Nah, he apologized. Shows weakness.

Yep, anyone can compensate for their small penis in any way they choose. Big truck, ignorant take on the internet. So many options. You probably drive an F350

Sweet ref

I know this pain. I spent a lot of my life wearing shoes that were far too narrow and convincing myself that this is how footwear is supposed to feel (hurt). Luckily most New Balance’s and Vans fit pretty well

sheesh, count to ten next time

Yeah this makes a lot of sense. Like the Europa League for the world. Winner gets an automatic bid to the next WC

Holy shit yes Gary Numan owns

She’s saying that it’s common in politics when people don’t want something to be released (like the thing her boss wrote in the second para) to recommend it go through more channels before being released, which will often cause it to not be released at all, often due to small disagreements.

“Follow-up question, Mr. Soccer Man - Don’t you think it’d be better if you could just use your dang hands?”

Just what I’d expect from such a lukewarm take

a ring-a-ding-ding

Fun backstage thing I’ve heard/read: Vince McMahon hates the term ‘manager’ in wrestling and wants to use it as little as possible.

lol, Spain’s the entire reason I said “most European soccer fans”

I love how many of the responses here treat this like it’s completely insane while in Europe a team leaving its hometown would be treated like treason. MK Dons still gets shit 14 years later.

Of course, most European fans would also think millions in taxpayer funds going to a sports arena for one team would be insane…

He’s also high as balls whenever he’s on and clearly isn’t someone who does it very often. He always sounds like he’s having a low-level panic attack. It’s wonderful.

Thank you