Sphinx, not Spanx.

Or, under California law, you have to be together a certain amount of time in order to be entitled to the community property rights. I honestly don’t know that, but I don’t doubt it.

If only Donald Trump had fallen into that pen! Media Armageddon.

And now Vanessa Paradis defends him. Sorry, Johnny Depp, so far, doesn't sound like Cosby. Amber may be a head case.

Domestic violence is never acceptable. But it’s not crazy to wonder about her credibility either in light of the fact that she stands to get so much cash and because it seems like other women with whom he has been in long relationships never complained about anything like this (at least that I can recall). There were…

I’ve had too much wine. I read this as Drake at a Reporters’ Game. And that sounded infinitely more interesting.

Binghamton McSpiedies.

I believe manager/coach rage is the result of being required to wear player uniforms. Imagine if this were so in any other sport....

Those early weeks driving are more harrowing than the Pacific Coast highway in a rainstorm. Congrats. I have, seemingly against my will, been overtaken by strong love for Volvo. First, the integrated safety stuff for babies (and adults, of course); add in pretty good winter handling, comfortable seats for long drives…

His entire career is a series of real and virtual injuries. What a twit.

That the court did not find as a fact that Paterno was told by either a kid or an assistant until 2001, when McQueary reported it. Which is true; the court only found that whatever Paterno was told before 1992 was irrelevant to the coverage. He, like all the others, will categorically deny that Paterno ever knew…

Fair enough, and the assistants should all rot in hell. Though seeing the crap that Mike McQueary endured for actually making a report surely explains a bit about the cult of silence.

I confess I haven’t read it yet, but is that clear from the decision? The question here was narrowly whether PSU could be said to have had notice — there’s not a determination that there was a victim, or that he said anything — at least based on the bit quoted.

Well, duh, look at that gut. Who could afford his T&E budget?

Well, I too would like to see him burn at the stake so I guess there are some similarities.

Wherein she acts out the polling.

Every game starts with love and ends with taking advantage. It’s perfect.

If only Peyton could still be prosecuted for illegal drug use, then, in the midst of this horrific election season remarkable for its meat-suit wearing lunatics, and only then, could I find peace.

I hate nothing more than a helicopter parent. This attitude, sister, that you should “fix” every problem he has rather than allow him to develop his own methods to do so, is precisely why he has the view he does: women, indeed all people, should be happy they have an opportunity to help him achieve his potential. Good…

She didn’t get in and out of good schools because of her name. She didn’t get the positions she got early in her career because of her last name. She didn’t get involved in children’s causes and advocacy because of a last name. She was still a woman in a world that was not very interested in ambitious women and she…